Picture of the Day : Ninja mouse.
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
This thread will be corrected by Vicente and checked by Chris for English mistakes 
And please correct my mistakes in English 
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Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
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My example:
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This is not going to be a good day for that piece of cheese. 
Este no va a ser un buen día para ese trozo de queso.
22 Answers
Although the early bird gets the worm, remember that the second mouse gets the cheese.
Aunque el ave mañanera atrape a la lombriz, recuerda que el segundo ratón se come el queso.
Me sentiría muchísimo mejor si mi cómplice no fuera un gato.
I would feel so much better if my accomplice weren´t a cat.
Ahora viene esta gota de sudor. Now comes that drop of sweat.
¡Muérase de envidia Tom Cruise!
Eat your heart out Tom Cruise!
........ And after venturing with my life for that cheese, I discovered that it's only a cube of plastic! 
........ Y después de aventurando con mi vida por ese queso, descubrí que sólo es un cube de plástico! 
This is either going to be a good meal, or a hard lesson.
Sería una buena comida o una lección dura.
¡Puedes tener tu queso y lo comes tambien!
You can have your cheese and eat it too!
Goodbye cruel world! I love you Mum!
¡Adiós mundo cruel! ¡Te amo, mami!
Do I look fat in this outfit? Never mind, I'll eat the cheese anyway.
¿Me veo gordo en este trajo? No importa, me comeré el queso de todos modos.
Esta escena es de la película "Misión Imposible" , él obtiene el queso.This scene is from the movie Mission Impossible,he gets the cheese.
Sé que este parece loco, pero tienes que entender....solo puedo cometer un error...y entonces...pues....no quiero hablar de eso...
I know this seems stupid, but you have to understand....I can only make one mistake, and then....well....I don't want to talk about that...
Do you think I would take such risk in getting a simply piece of cheese? I'm taking it because is made out of gold.
¿Piensan que tomaría semejante riesgo cogiendo un simple trozo de queso? Me estoy arriesgando porque está hecho de oro.
Why did I accept this job? Will they pay me with cheese?
¿Por qué acepté este trabajo? ¿Van a pagarme con queso?
''You might think this is a great idea ...but look (consider/take into account) who's pulling my strings!'' 
= Podrías pensar que esta es una gran idea ....¡pero ten en cuenta quién está tirando de mis cuerdas!
Corregid mi español, por favor 
Original caption:
Podría pensar que este es una gran idea ....¡pero tiene en cuenta quién está tirando de mis cuerdas!**
After this I am going to go to Wisconsin the cheese state,or I might eat the moon. Después de esto me voy a ir a Wisconsin el estado de queso, o podría comer la luna.
