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Hola todos,

So Heidi and I were talking, and we started talking things that don't make a lot of sense.

I brought up the fact that drive-up ATM's in the US all have braille on the keypads, which I think it is a great thing to accomodate the disabled, however it does concern me that we may have blind people driving to the bank.

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Apparently, unbeknownst to me, this is not the case in Spain, meaning that they do not have braille on the drive-up ATM machines (I guess that drive-up anything is rare in Spain...)

So I had to do some research about why there is braille on these keypads, and I found a lot of articles about this...one of which that seemed to make sense:

Wise Geek

Anyway, we started talking about opening a thread to see what other strange inventions anyone can think of, that are just accepted, even though they may make no sense....pictures are welcome too!! smile

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updated Jul 20, 2011
edited by 001a2987
posted by 001a2987
Great idea!! - SonrisaDelSol, Jul 15, 2011
Gracias Sonrisa!! :) - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
Interesting Chris :) - EL_MAG0, Jul 16, 2011
I thought that they just used the same buttons to cut down on manufacturing costs.If they are required on walk-up machines why make all new buttons without braille.. - heliotropeman, Jul 16, 2011
I agree that this is an excellent thread idea Chris!! I'm sure I'll think of many amazing inventions. Probably all around 2 in the morning. :) - Nicole-B, Jul 16, 2011
jajaj - that's the way I am too Nicole!! :) - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
I'm with Helio on this one, it really makes sense but at the same time I have though that exact thing when going through the drive through jejeje - Yeser007, Jul 16, 2011
Nice thread Chris :) very interesting! - 00b6f46c, Jul 16, 2011
Great idea for a thread!! :) - amy_moreno, Jul 16, 2011
Extreme far-sight(edness) is one reason why a person is able to drive, but not read text which is close (say within 3') - Lector_Constante, Jul 16, 2011
seeeeee? I told you so, this would hit the roof, jeje, what a funny idea....a drive up with braille, genial - 00494d19, Jul 17, 2011

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Butter...in a stick...like a glue stick. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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Carbonated flavored milk, anyone? Bleh! sick

updated Jul 16, 2011
edited by SonrisaDelSol
posted by SonrisaDelSol
Wow, I have never heard of it. Carbonated milk, grose hehe :) - EL_MAG0, Jul 15, 2011
OMG - Carbonated milk??? That makes me sick just thinking about it!!! Yuck!!! - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
....Stick butter seems strange too....however I do love the butter from the spray bottle!! :) - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
EW and EW - NuriaMonfort, Jul 16, 2011
I know! Does anyone else want to throw up after seeing that?! - SonrisaDelSol, Jul 16, 2011
Carbonated milk!!!!! ewwwwww that's grose! yuck - 00b6f46c, Jul 16, 2011
Stick butter is really helpful to people who cannot handle table knives said the arthritic old lady ... 8*), but carbonated milk would just make me burp! - Lector_Constante, Jul 16, 2011
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This invention is still in its prototype stage yet aims to utilise defunct products and apply a different purpose to them. The Corona-Matic Waffle Maker makes waffles in the shape of computer keyboards. The gadget transforms an old style of writing equipment into a kitchen appliance which can cook up a few tasty treats.

The inventor of the Corono-Matic is Chris Dimino, which was a group project at the School of Visual Arts. The task set for the students was to modify an exiting useless product into something which could be used nowadays, revolutionising the product and its use. The invention is yet to enter the mainstream market, but we think it will only be a matter of time, and also expect some other wild transformations from the young inventor also.

updated Jul 16, 2011
posted by eltennis97
jajaaj this is pretty cool, I think!!! :) - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
Actually, it seems not to be a bad idea to me. jejeje - Rikko, Jul 16, 2011
Does it have Spanish accent keys. - heliotropeman, Jul 16, 2011
jejeje, I'd like to buy a keyboard shaped waffle for my lunch! :) - amy_moreno, Jul 16, 2011
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This subject always reminds me of the "notorious" Rube Goldberg (his very name now an entry in American English dictionaries)... here is an example of one:

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Aparato para exprimir pasta dentífrica...¡sin dificultad!

updated Jul 20, 2011
edited by cristalino
posted by cristalino
Muy gracioso, Cristalino . . . . - Ingeteacher, Jul 16, 2011
When I was in engineering school, there were always Rube Goldberg competitions, where the students had to try to build something really complecated to do a simple task - always funny to watch!! - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
Yes, those Rube Goldberg contraptions are always fun to watch. - Rikko, Jul 16, 2011
Part M dosn't really make any sence....:D jaja - Tattle, Jul 20, 2011
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Well l do understand that some people really need this microphone .....

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Chopsticks fan???

l suppose it's very hard to wait for a few seconds till the food cools down?

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Hmmm reading seems to be hard these days!

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The Self-Turning Spaghetti Fork

Now tell me this is not ridiculous!!!

updated Jul 16, 2011
edited by 00b6f46c
posted by 00b6f46c
jaja - the mic would be awesome!! The speghetti fork?? hmmm....weird, but I'd like to try it!! jajaja - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
I love the chopsticks too!! :) - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
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If you have a cold, this invention might come in handy, don't you think?

Si tienes resfriado, esta invención pueda ser muy cómoda, ¿no?

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updated Jul 16, 2011
posted by Ingeteacher
Horrible! jajajaja - Rikko, Jul 16, 2011
jajaja - This actually seems like a great idea...when you have a cold, your nose does run all the time, doesn't it? jajjaja - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
Hehe, nice invention. Good one Ingetdacher. :) - EL_MAG0, Jul 16, 2011
Cualquier es bueno si un resfriado se hace más fácil de soportar. ¡Es divertido! - pesta, Jul 16, 2011
Just turn it around for an alternative use. - heliotropeman, Jul 16, 2011
Yes, very clever Helio, double handy!!! - Ingeteacher, Jul 16, 2011
Muchas gracias por todos comentarios, mis amigos. Me gustán muchísimo . . . . :) - Ingeteacher, Jul 16, 2011
jejejeje :) - amy_moreno, Jul 16, 2011
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A device to express a dog's emotions from analyzing his voice.

Un aparato para expresar emociones de un perro de analizar su voz.

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updated Jul 16, 2011
posted by pesta
Hahaha Pesta, this is really funny . . . . . :) ;) - Ingeteacher, Jul 16, 2011
Wow!! I would think about something like this, but my dogs would probably always say - I'm hungry, I'm hungry....jajaja - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
Hehe, lol :) - EL_MAG0, Jul 16, 2011
Pienso que tienes que comprarlo, Chris, pues tus perros pueden informarte si están perezosos y no necesitan pasear. ¡Asi puedes poner 2 Palabras del Día! - Ingeteacher, Jul 16, 2011
The dog would say ,"get this thing off of my neck. - heliotropeman, Jul 16, 2011
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Apparently this hat is designed to allow the train traveler to take a nap without having their head flop forward!

updated Jul 16, 2011
posted by amykay
jajaja - I love it!!! :) - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
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I suppose this is for anyone who likes to show the rest of the world the status of their waistline. As if we couldn't guess already. wink

I am not a math genius by any means, but I'm hoping this is metric. Anyone in the U.S. would die if this were their number!!! And I mean that literally and figuratively. smile

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updated Jul 16, 2011
edited by Nicole-B
posted by Nicole-B
That's definitely metric..centimeters. :) It's about 37 inches. - SonrisaDelSol, Jul 16, 2011
Useless invention alright :) - EL_MAG0, Jul 16, 2011
jajja....yeah, it does seem useless....not sure what they are thinking...maybe to show your progress?? crazy...lol - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
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Anti-flatulence underwear Patent date: Unknown

Inventor: Buck Weimer (U.S.)

Description: “Under-Ease” —

airtight underwear with a replaceable charcoal filter that removes bad-smelling gases before they escape.

As the slogan says: “Wear them for the ones you love”.

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updated Jul 16, 2011
edited by 002262dd
posted by 002262dd
jajaja - omg - is this real??? jajaja - too funny!!! - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
Crazy invention! Good one Joe :) - EL_MAG0, Jul 16, 2011
Hahaha, DJ, te daría 2 votes si pudiera . . . . . . . . :) ;) - Ingeteacher, Jul 16, 2011
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Some computer shops here sell this item. You're supposed to attach it to your computer and when you do, it lights up. Some air also gets pumped into it so that air bubbles come up to agitate the water and make the plastic fishes pathetically move about. Maybe in the first few seconds the idea may work if you're a Finding Nemo fan, but I wonder how much amusement one can really derive out of this. Notice the size of the aquarium in relation to the USB plug. Yes, it is that small. angry confused

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updated Jul 16, 2011
posted by Rikko
This is weird....I suppose it might be neat for five minutes or so....do people really buy these?? jaja - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
I have a strange feeling that some do. jajajaja - Rikko, Jul 16, 2011
What purpose does it have? hehe If were some type of cooler I could see buying something as weird :) - EL_MAG0, Jul 16, 2011
Yo tampoco voy a pedirlo para mis cumpleaños, Rikko . . . . . :) - Ingeteacher, Jul 16, 2011
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I went to visit a friend the other day and he has one of these crazy things. It made funny noises and looked like a cat toy to me. It is an irobot vacuum cleaner. He said a battery charge lasts for a couple of hours. I watched it a bit. To me it didn't seem that intelligent, bumping into walls and then changing course. He tells me it has several different programs that run different patterns. And somehow it calculates if it has covered the whole room. I watched it follow along a wall and I am not so sure that it actually does as well as manually vacuuming. Anyway, if you have not seen one, you may want to check this out. I found a video:

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We all know what a bathtub is for but what's up with this design? jeje

updated Jul 16, 2011
edited by EL_MAG0
posted by EL_MAG0
He visto la película y me he decido de no comprarlo . . . . . . . :) Y porque he ahorrado mucho dinero por no comprarlo te he dado un vote, AyP! - Ingeteacher, Jul 16, 2011
Muchas gracias Inge. Yo no sustituiría un vacío convencional con uno de esos. : ) - EL_MAG0, Jul 16, 2011
jajaj....creo que esto es buenísimo!! ¿¿Dónde puedo comprarlo?? :) - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
Ah, yes, the Roomba; straight out of science-fiction, but who would ever think one would need automatic machines to wash clothes & dry them, or dishes, for that matter? - Lector_Constante, Jul 16, 2011
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Lol

LOL cool smirk but still a good idea smile

updated Jul 16, 2011
posted by Tattle
Much appreciated by mothers who prefer floor dust, dirt & debris end up on a dust mop instead of baby clothes! - Lector_Constante, Jul 16, 2011
jajaj - this is just genius!! - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
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I guess it's too much work to cut the pizza with your fork...

updated Jul 16, 2011
posted by amykay
Wow - now that's just cool!! :) - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
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Heath Robinson is the master of mad inventions. Here's a link link text

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updated Jul 16, 2011
edited by lagartijaverde
posted by lagartijaverde
Those are some funny things....reminds me of the Nutty Professor!! :) - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011
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LOL!!!!!! Who wants to take on the mighty Sonrisa at a thumb war?

updated Jul 16, 2011
posted by SonrisaDelSol
jajaja - that looks fun!! :) - 001a2987, Jul 16, 2011