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updated Jul 18, 2011
posted by HotChickCD
Thanks everybody for posting again . . . . . :) - Ingeteacher, Jul 14, 2011
delante de ti...; que le muestra...; bien hecho :) - Dakie, Jul 16, 2011
Thank you very much Gabby, I was beginning to worry about you. I hope everything is okay. *Hugs and Kisses* - HotChickCD, Jul 16, 2011

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Excuse me madam, please throw your drink in my ugly face after I light this cigarette, preferably a flammable whiskey.

Perdone, señora, por favor tire su bebido bebida en mi cara fea después de encender este cigarillo, preferiblemente un güisqui whisky inflamable.

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updated Jul 18, 2011
edited by pesta
posted by pesta
Hahaha Pesto, parece que se ha cumplido al deseo. Y pensaba yo que tengo el pelo malo . . . . . :) - Ingeteacher, Jul 14, 2011
¡Siempre quería hacerlo! - pesta, Jul 14, 2011
Hilarious! I will go to bed laughing -- thanks!! - territurtle, Jul 15, 2011
su bebida...; we write whisky the same way... buen trabajo ;) - Dakie, Jul 16, 2011
¡Gracias, Dakie! - pesta, Jul 16, 2011
:O Well done pesta!!! - HotChickCD, Jul 18, 2011
¡Gracias a todo! - pesta, Jul 18, 2011
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Excuse me, madam, would you mind if I smoke a cigarette now? I really need one, because I am very nervous about my exam . . . . . . . cool smile

Discúlpeme señora, le molesta si fumo un cigarillo ahora? Lo necesito de verdad porque estoy muy nervioso por mi exámen . . . . . . . wink

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updated Jul 18, 2011
edited by Ingeteacher
posted by Ingeteacher
Excelente!! - SonrisaDelSol, Jul 14, 2011
Nice! - pesta, Jul 14, 2011
Whoops! I think you may have meant to write "nervous **about** my exam? :) - territurtle, Jul 15, 2011
Thank you, Territurtle! :) - Ingeteacher, Jul 15, 2011
Muchas gracias, mis amigos ..... :) - Ingeteacher, Jul 15, 2011
le molesta?...; exámen... ;) bien hecho Inge ;) - Dakie, Jul 16, 2011
Muchas gracias, Dakie :) - Ingeteacher, Jul 16, 2011
Chew some gum....it helps with nervousness, lol. Excellent job Inge :) - HotChickCD, Jul 18, 2011
Thanks a lot, HC! - Ingeteacher, Jul 18, 2011
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¿Me fumaré se molesta?

Would my smoking bother you?

Edit: ¿Mi fumar le/te molesta?.

Te is indirect object pronoun.

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updated Jul 18, 2011
edited by bandit51jd
posted by bandit51jd
Oh, what a perfect accompanying picture!! :) - territurtle, Jul 15, 2011
Nice, Bandit :) - Ingeteacher, Jul 15, 2011
Gracias, territurtle y Ingeteacher! - bandit51jd, Jul 15, 2011
¿Mi fumar le/te molesta?...; muy bien bandit - Dakie, Jul 16, 2011
Gracias, Dakie! - bandit51jd, Jul 16, 2011
Hahah....this is funny. Great job bandit *hugs and kisses* - HotChickCD, Jul 18, 2011
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Excuse me, ma'am - do you mind if I give myself lung cancer?

Perdone, señora - ¿le importa si me da cáncer de pulmón?

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updated Jul 18, 2011
edited by SonrisaDelSol
posted by SonrisaDelSol
Haha, very nice, Sonrisa ;) - Ingeteacher, Jul 14, 2011
Thank you :) - SonrisaDelSol, Jul 14, 2011
Love it!! - territurtle, Jul 15, 2011
le importa...; you changed usted form for tú form...; well done sonrisa ;) - Dakie, Jul 16, 2011
Thanks! - SonrisaDelSol, Jul 16, 2011
Not if you are going to give me second hand smoking ;) Lol. Nice one Sonrisa :) - HotChickCD, Jul 18, 2011
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Excuse me , madam, can I smoke?'' ''I mean to say, would it bother you if.''..'' Or, would you even notice if ...I smoked? I doubt it because you're already asleep! confused rolleyes zipper tongue rolleye LOL

=**Discúlpeme señora, ¿Puedo fumar? '' '' Quiero decir ¿le molestaría si ..''..O ''¿siquiera Ud se da cuenta si yo fumara? ¡Lo dudo, porque ya está dormida!

Corregid mi español, por favor smile grin

Edtor's note: Personal pronouns added here for emphasis but if I have got this wrong please don't shoot me or send me to the dunce corner as I am still learning when I can use them ie: the kinds of sentences when I am allowed to use themsmile wink smile grin

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Discúlpeme señora, ¿Puedo fumar? '' '' Queria decir ¿le molestaría si ..''..O ''¿siquiera Ud se da cuenta si yo fumaba? ¡Lo dudo, porque ya está dormido!

updated Jul 18, 2011
edited by FELIZ77
posted by FELIZ77
I'd use them in this case, as well. - SonrisaDelSol, Jul 14, 2011
Thanks Sonrisa let's hope that our judgement is correct in this case lol :) - FELIZ77, Jul 14, 2011
Perfect timing. I'm trying to muddle this out for myself right now. Would you mind sharing by posting or sending me a PM about whatever you've learned?? :) - territurtle, Jul 15, 2011
Haha, very funny Feliz :) - Ingeteacher, Jul 15, 2011
Terri yes I will do that when I am sure what I have learnt about ussing personal proniuns in this kind of way :) - FELIZ77, Jul 15, 2011
Thanks Inge:) - FELIZ77, Jul 15, 2011
I mean to say --> Quiero decir...; if... I smoked ---> si... yo fumara (Subjuntive I guess, not past right?)...; dormidA jaja... muy bien Paul ;) - Dakie, Jul 16, 2011
Muchas gracias, Dakie :) I used imperfect (yo) Queria decir to mean I meant to say as I thought you had to use imperfect to mean I wanted to say - FELIZ77, Jul 16, 2011
Wow.....excellent as always Paul ;) - HotChickCD, Jul 18, 2011
Thank you Cassie I am learning a lot through many of these wonderful threads including your own one here thank you sooo much :) - FELIZ77, Jul 18, 2011
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¿Le molestaría si yo fume fumara? No voy a fumar mucho. Would it bother you if I smoked? I'm not going to smoke much.

updated Jul 18, 2011
edited by mstivers
posted by mstivers
You are **so** incredibly clever!! :) - territurtle, Jul 15, 2011
Muy gracioso, M . . . . . :) - Ingeteacher, Jul 15, 2011
si yo fumara... bien hecho mstivers ;) - Dakie, Jul 16, 2011
Scary picture :O Great job mstivers :) - HotChickCD, Jul 18, 2011
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Disculpa señora ,pero he estado en este avión por tres horas enteras y estoy muriendo de ganas de fumar un cigarrillo. Si le molesta de alguna manera no lo haré. Por favor no se siente obligado a decir que sí por mi, que esperaré un poco más. Gracias

Excuse me Mam but I've been in this plane for 3 hours straight and I'm dying to have a cigarette. If it bothers you in any way I won't do it. Please don't feel obliged to say yes because of me, I will wait another bit. Thanks

updated Jul 18, 2011
edited by dewclaw
posted by dewclaw
:) - Ingeteacher, Jul 15, 2011
avión...; alguna manera...; por favor no se sienta obligada...; buen trabajo dewclaw, nice sentence ;) - Dakie, Jul 16, 2011
Good sentence Dew :) - HotChickCD, Jul 18, 2011
For the record, I don't smoke:P - dewclaw, Jul 18, 2011
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Lo siento guapa chica , ¿ le gustaría a mi o a mi humo ?

Sorry pretty girl , would you prefer me or my smoke. alt text

updated Jul 18, 2011
edited by ray76
posted by ray76
Either way he wins! - ray76, Jul 15, 2011
I think in this case, You win in my book! - territurtle, Jul 15, 2011
Gracias amiga tu es muy amable . - ray76, Jul 15, 2011
¿ Me prefiere a mí o a mi humo?...; well done mate ;) - Dakie, Jul 16, 2011
Si tu prefiere eso, entonces es correcto. Gracias Dakie ,¿ qué tal ? - ray76, Jul 16, 2011
Haha.....sleek and smooth just like Ray ;) - HotChickCD, Jul 18, 2011
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¿Te importaría si alguien fuma? Would you mind if someone smokes?

updated Jul 18, 2011
posted by BellaMargarita
Bien hecho Bella ;) - Dakie, Jul 16, 2011
Short and sweet as usual. Keep up the good work Bella *hugs* - HotChickCD, Jul 18, 2011
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Excuse me Miss,

I am addicted to nicotine and I can't control my cravings. If it is okay,can I smoke a cigar please?

Thank you in advance,

The strange man sitting next to you.

Perdón Señorita,

Soy adicto a la nicotina y no puedo controlar mis ansias. Si está de acuerdo, ¿Puedo fumar un cigarro por favor?

Gracias de antemano,

El hombre extraño está sentado al lado de usted.

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updated Jul 18, 2011
edited by HotChickCD
posted by HotChickCD
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Hey Ma'am, I quit smoking two years ago but now I will go crazy so whether you like it or not, I will smoke.

Hey señora, dejé de fumar hace dos años pero ahora me voy a volver loco, así que le guste o no, voy a fumar. wink

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updated Jul 17, 2011
posted by Dakie
Haha....good job Gabby. Thank you for all your help *Hugs and kisses* - HotChickCD, Jul 17, 2011