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Why Women Are Smarter Than Men

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THE TRAIN TICKET

Three women and three men are travelling by train to the football match.

At the station, the three men buy a ticket each and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please" The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.

"Watch and learn," answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into one toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.

The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."

So guys, why don't we just stop trying to prove that we are cleverer than women.

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updated Jul 3, 2011
posted by Eddy
In the version that I heard, it was 3 northeners and 3 southeners. Good joke! - patch, Jul 3, 2011
very funny!! - 001a2987, Jul 3, 2011
¡Nos dieron gato por liebre! ¡¡¡Otra vez!!! - GuitarWarrior, Jul 3, 2011
Great isn't it. I had to remove a stupid flag from my own joke. Mind you the flagger will not be too happy. - Eddy, Jul 3, 2011

3 Answers

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See??

l told you women are smarter than man, but you didn't believe it!

updated Jul 3, 2011
posted by 00b6f46c
:) - EL_MAG0, Jul 3, 2011
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I still bet that was written by a man though. smile

Unless it's a true story. wink

updated Jul 3, 2011
posted by Nicole-B
Nicole, you must have faith in your own gender, hehe. - Eddy, Jul 3, 2011
I do Eddy. It's just that I know whenever that much effort is put into a joke....a man is behind it. :) - Nicole-B, Jul 3, 2011
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Laugh out loud!

Sounds a little devious to me. However that is just about the truth.

Thanks for yet another laugh Eddy. smile

updated Jul 3, 2011
posted by EL_MAG0