¿Por qué? Have you ever wondered?
Just something lighthearted that I received as an email today and thought I might share here
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that they burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on...... Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
9 Answers
This is very funny! Thanks for sharing.
I love the last line...
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
I think we all have those people in our lives who send us every cute, funny, adorable, hysterical, informative, interesting, touching, life saving.....pieces of information they find and clog up our emails with them. The thing is, in their opinion, everything is worthy of being passed on to everyone they know! 
These poor souls, one day they are actually going to send something important but 99% of their friends and families will have already automatically deleted it without even opening.
Why are panties called pairs when bras and shirts aren't?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
This is what banks were made for. To royally screw you over by charging you insane amounts, when my wife left everything was on "ACH" charge, I called the bank to stop all charges telling them I was out of money (which they already knew) but they wouldn't stop the charges. I now owe a certain bank like a grand even though they knew I couldn't pay, but still allowed the charges to go through despite me trying close my account and they wouldn't allow until those "bills" were satisfied, even though I couldn't pay them, so the bank could make a grand off me. . bill collectors are after me even though I told them to stop the charges. This is what banks are all about plain and simple. The big ones anyway, BOA, Chase, Wells Fargo, etc.. I know because I used to work for the banks, well, for a law firm that represented the banks interest.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
Goofy is sentient.
Sorry had to answer a couple of these even though you probably didn't expect.
Gracias.
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on.....
Yep, totally got me! 
I wondered about all that. Are we supposed to post the answer in Spanish? That question is a very lame joke. That is a great list of questions.
I put in a skylight this weekend, and my upstairs neighbors are furious.
Thanks Kiwi. If you live down under, where do I live?
Why...
Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)
Would Diet Coke (or any other name brands) be on the opposite side of the shelf than Regular Coke (or any other name brands)
Do people learn to drink (illegally) before they can drive (legally).
Is paying for sex illegal when prostitutes do it on the street, but not when strippers do it in a club.
Is the "freedom of speech" law in effect, but still get our asses burnt by politics when we write something against them.
Do we name a part of our government (CONgress) the very opposite of PROgress.
Can you find two gas stations sitting two feet away from each other selling the same-priced gas.
Why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?
We should have a badge for "smarty pants" 
Go Kiwi-Girl, Go! Gotta' love it!!!
Why are buidlings called buildings, when they're already finished?
Why are apartments called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
