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Necesito una novia latina...

6
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Think my wife would mind?? LOL

But that would sure help my Spanish!!

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updated May 31, 2011
posted by Tosh
Have you thought this through properly amigo ? :)) - ian-hill, May 30, 2011
Poor wife!! bad idea Tom grrrr - 00b6f46c, May 30, 2011
I showed her right after I posted this! - Tosh, May 30, 2011
And here was me thinking that Tom was the perfect husband that does the cooking! lmao - Destroyed99, May 30, 2011
But of course I am... I only said 'necesito'... not 'quiero'... right? ;) - Tosh, May 30, 2011
LoL! - Destroyed99, May 30, 2011

11 Answers

7
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Of course not, Tosh!

Now what kind of a selfish, unenlightened person would your wife have to be to mind your taking on a Spanish girlfriend for the higher purpose of learning a wonderful language!

I mean really . . .

just watch your head when the dishes start flying.

updated May 31, 2011
posted by NancyGrace
Agreed!!! ;) - Tosh, May 30, 2011
genial, lol - 00494d19, May 30, 2011
Rofl"Nancy wel put hahahaha :) - FELIZ77, May 30, 2011
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Hmmm! try SpanishDict's chat it's full of chicas latinas for you!! wink

I hope your wife is learning Spanish too because I know some fantastic chicos latinos for her!! raspberry

updated May 31, 2011
posted by 00b6f46c
Weh Hey !! - ian-hill, May 30, 2011
Ella ya sabe un poco, pero no lo está estudiando ahora. :) - Tosh, May 30, 2011
Me apunto. - LuisCache, May 31, 2011
5
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updated May 31, 2011
posted by Yeser007
Grrrr... (marks territory) jaja! ;-P - DJ_Huero, May 30, 2011
omg....jejeej, pero gary, qué malo, si ya tengo novio, bueno varios, y un gran amor: Julián!!!!!! no me hace ni caso, pero bueno...jejeje - 00494d19, May 30, 2011
Así es, Yeserito. No te la regalo, ni pensar, pero por lo menos tienes muy buen gusto. Y no te la creas pues le hago caso siempre - 005faa61, May 30, 2011
qué gusto, hay alguien que me quiere de verdad..jeje, ::besos::: - 00494d19, May 31, 2011
My apologies, I've overstepped my ground, I should have realized there is no one to take the place of JC. - Yeser007, May 31, 2011
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... y tu esposa necesita una novio latina también. tongue wink

... y tu esposa necesita un novio latino también.

Dunce corner... Oh, Noooooo!

Edit: I left the incorrect phrase here because it's so funny. It shows what can happen when you have a bad day. LOL

updated May 31, 2011
edited by pesta
posted by pesta
I'm guessing you mean, novio latino? - Tosh, May 30, 2011
Rofl... pesta! Come on compa, that's a beginner's mistake... ;-P - DJ_Huero, May 30, 2011
Cut him some slack, maybe he meant a draq queen. ;) (Just kidding!! ) - 002067fe, May 30, 2011
Great. I should have suggested the drag queen earlier ... :p - pesta, May 30, 2011
una novio? - lorenzo9, May 30, 2011
Lol!!!! pesta you really need to have a cup of coffee!! una novio!! - 00b6f46c, May 30, 2011
The coffee helped. Thanks everybody, for helping me learn lesson 1 all over again! :) - pesta, May 30, 2011
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If she is a reasoanble lady she will probably say she doesn't mind you taking a chica latina to learn Spanish provided that she is also allowed to find a chico latino to help her learn the same I mean that is fair isn't it ?! raspberry tongue wink smile LOL grin

Just make sure it's only Spanish you are learning tongue wink wink tongue rolleye smile LOL grin grin

updated May 31, 2011
edited by FELIZ77
posted by FELIZ77
3
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Necesito a una novia latina... (I think we need a "personal a" here)

I like Yeser007's suggestion but you will face strong competition if you want to win her affection smirk

updated May 30, 2011
edited by patch
posted by patch
No, you don't. Whenever the direct object is an indefinite person, the "a" is not used. - 002067fe, May 30, 2011
jeje, tan galante como siempre patchy, :::kiss::: - 00494d19, May 30, 2011
Thanks Tom - patch, May 30, 2011
3
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Come to Texas amigo, I'll hook up you up. Plenty of amazing Latina women here. wink

updated May 30, 2011
posted by DJ_Huero
Mason!!!! You just don't want him going after Heidita.:) - Yeser007, May 30, 2011
Jaja... ok ok... you caught me Gary. ;-) - DJ_Huero, May 30, 2011
(actually there really is quite a selection here) - DJ_Huero, May 30, 2011
(such as (mostly): Guatemalan, Salvadorian, Puerto Rican, Mexican, and Cuban) - DJ_Huero, May 30, 2011
Voy a comprar un boleto de avión! - Tosh, May 30, 2011
Orale pues amigo, avisame - DJ_Huero, May 30, 2011
3
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The national motto in Ecuador is Casado pero no capado

The local guys do not understand why I have no interest in having a mistress big surprise

updated May 30, 2011
posted by lorenzo9
Great motto! - 005faa61, May 30, 2011
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It would not be for any sexual reasons...

Only to help me learn Spanish.

Trust me... wink

updated May 31, 2011
posted by Tosh
Of course not. I trust you - 005faa61, May 30, 2011
Lol - Destroyed99, May 30, 2011
Yeah, sure. - LuisCache, May 31, 2011
1
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Maybe you could become a ventriloquist and get a dummy that sits on your lap and teaches you Spanish. I bet your wife would still hate that one.

updated May 31, 2011
posted by Beatrice-Codder
That's it Beatrice!!! Now I know where the other Beatrice comes from. - Yeser007, May 31, 2011
Huh? - Beatrice-Codder, May 31, 2011
0
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Hey Sweety, I always knew you were crazy, rolleyes

updated May 30, 2011
edited by Destroyed99
posted by Destroyed99