Picture of the Day: Pit Stop :P
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
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My example:
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Este trabajo realmente apesta.
This job really stinks.
23 Answers
We all know that aromatherapy helps to calm you down.
Todos sabemos que la aromaterapia ayuda a calmarse.
This kind of work requires serious dedication.
Este tipo de trabajo requiere una dedicación seria.
En mi trabajo anterior, tenía que limpiar las jaulas de los elephantes (¡phew!) - así que ahora estoy muy contento con mi trabajo nuevo!!
In my previous job, I had to clean the elephant cages (yuck!) - so now I am happy with my new job!!
Me gusta estar jubilado. No quiero este trabajo.
I like that I am retired. I don't want this job.
I heard that this can help regulate a woman's menstrual cycle.
He oído que esto puede ayudar a regular el ciclo menstrual de una mujer.
Muchísimas gracias por todas las correcciones. 
Ok - you can shake hands with the president.
Bien - puedes darle la mano al presidente.
The real hair moustaches made in our factory are tested with real, live noses.
Los bigotes de piel auténtico se hice en nuestra fábrica son examinados con narices de verdad y vivos.
Too many mistakes to count, lucky Cogu is not as quick as someone we know to send people to the DC, je je
Edit: Los bigotes de pelo auténtico se hacen en nuestra fábrica son examinados por narices de verdad, y vivas.
Some people have weird fetishes. The good thing is they only charge $20. 
Alguna gente tiene fetiches extraños. Lo bueno es que solo cobran $20. 
Es un trabajo sucio, pero alguien teinen que hacer.It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
"This new style of slow dancing is not very romantic."
"Este nuevo estilo de baile lento no es muy romántico."
This job would be more fun if the men were better looking.
Este trabajo sería muy divertido si los hombres fuesan más guapos.
¡Vamos a embotellar la sobaquera asquerosa para protección contra pulgas y garrapatas!
We are going to bottle the disgusting underarm odor as proteccion against fleas and ticks.
Las mujeres tienen que adivinar lo que los hombres se han frotado bajo los brazos.
The women have to guess what the men have rubbed under their arms.
En algunas culturas, ¡Las mujeres se encanta "la olor natural totalmente" de un hombre!
In some cultures, the women love the "all natural" scent of a man!
Ahora sabemos que no es verdad que las mujeres quieren a los hombres quien "que huelen a sudor. La ciencia es maravillosa, no?
Now we know that it's not true that women want men who smell like sweat. Science is marvellous, isn't it?
