Hymn Number 365

Question

Hymn Number 365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down..

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn Number 365.

We Shall Gather at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to!

That's a good one, Eddy. - hhmdirocco, May 26, 2011

Answer 1

That's pretty good, eddy. Being a church song leader, I've heard several more.

One day a song leader selected the song

"Ready to Suffer"

to be sung before the sermon, then followed the sermon by singing

"We'll Understand it Better By and By"

Answer 2

Very good, I love it!

Answer 3

Omg, thank you for sharing this one, Eddy! So funny , it made me laugh .

Answer 4

Awesome!