im having trouble with my girlfriend. what should i do?

Question

she is always demanding too much from me, and she wont make me any sandwiches!

Edit: fixed category - DJ_Huero, May 23, 2011

Answer 1

I feel for you, my man. Women can definitely make life tough for a guy. I mean, what's happening here?

It used to be that men were respected, and that women knew their rightful place!

You're being too easy, dude!

Sandwiches? Seriously?

I expect my woman to make a full-three course meal, be happy about it, and look glamorous when she serves it!

I expect her to have everything spic and span when I get home tired from work

Spend the day doing all the appropriate womanly tasks required for the comfort of her man,

To wait for me with my slippers at hand and my favorite cozy chair ready, so that I can sit down, rest for a bit, and catch up with the news,

...and to be fresh, ready and eager to perform her womanly duty every night, so that her man can be duly restored for his intense day at the office the next day.

Sandwiches smanwiched, buddy! Get yourself a real woman, like mine!

June Cleaver, where are you? - 005faa61, May 23, 2011

Gekko the Great please tell me this is sarcasm... - DJ_Huero, May 23, 2011

Nicely put together:-) - lagartijaverde, May 23, 2011

Haha, you are funny Gekko. ;-) - Destroyed99, May 23, 2011

Waddayamean "sarcasm", DJ? Are you letting on that you're another one of 'em henpecked modern "men"? We've gotta stick together, dude! Stand up for our *manly* rights!!! - Gekkosan, May 23, 2011

I thinki we need to start a Men's Rights movement: Men Against Soggy Sandwiches! - Gekkosan, May 23, 2011

Answer 2

No sandwiches? Dump her!

This is the major cause of all divorces in the western world.

Ella debe volcar le, just kidding. :-) - Destroyed99, May 23, 2011

Yeah man!! Wel said!! - Gekkosan, May 23, 2011

Hmm, Gekko, you made another typo "wel" - Destroyed99, May 23, 2011

Just testing to see if you were paying attention, Hanna. :) - Gekkosan, May 23, 2011

Sure...lol - Destroyed99, May 24, 2011

Answer 3

Here's an idea... get up, be a man, and provide like one. Don't expect her to do that all the time, it's not her job. But, cherish the moments she does spoil you (even if they're soggy).

And here's a strong suggestion, stick to learning English or Spanish when posting in this forum, not making childish jokes. For sure you can go here to talk about those issues, and I really think you need some of this for you.

Go Mason! hahaha, just kidding. - Destroyed99, May 23, 2011

Boys like this disgust me, grow up mr. misogynist. Those days are over... - DJ_Huero, May 23, 2011

lol - Destroyed99, May 23, 2011

Woah, I just clicked the links, very funny Mas :P - Destroyed99, May 23, 2011

rofl! - DJ_Huero, May 23, 2011

Answer 4

"ladiesman"

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....get a life kid

Answer 5

I'd try the well known Spanish phrase, "por favor." Loosely translated, it means get your butt in the kitchen and make me a dry sandwich.

Voting... lol. - DJ_Huero, May 23, 2011

oooh dry sandwich,shudder. i do hope that is not a gothic trope - lagartijaverde, May 23, 2011

Answer 6

she wont make sandwiches! when she does they are soggy.

This is a not so subtle reference to something that is limp and drooping in your relationship. . .maybe it's your wrist.

Jaja, que malito eres... dieing from laughter here... - DJ_Huero, May 23, 2011

I forgot to ask how small the sandwiches were :red: - lorenzo9, May 23, 2011

jajajajaja! it's probably got those White Castle or Krystal Burger size... ;-) - DJ_Huero, May 23, 2011

Answer 7

she wont make sandwiches! when she does they are soggy.

I do like an aesthete who evinces that extra mile of finely wrought discernment - lagartijaverde, May 23, 2011