Picture of the Day: Earmuffs
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
. Please correct your posts according to Cogumela's indications and suggestions
Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
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My example:
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Ya nunca pierdo las gafas ahora que las tengo sujetas al bigote.
I never lose my glasses now I have my moustache attached to them.
24 Answers
¿Es ese un bigote en la cara o estás alegre a verme?
Is that a mustache on your face or are you glad to see me?
I decided to grow long sideburns in order to block out my wife's voice. Now I am smiling all the time!
He decidido dejarme las patillas largas para tapar la voz de mi esposa. ¡Ahora sonrio todo el tiempo!
Todos nosotros estamos triste ver como parece Willy Wonka en su vejez.
We are all sad to see how Willy Wonka looks in his old age.
That's what you call a hair raising event.
Eso es lo que se llama un evento espeluznante.
¿Te gusta este sombrero?
Do you like this hat?
Muchísimas gracias por todas las correcciones. 
No tengo ningún idea porque todos los personas que conozco quieren hacer mi foto.
I have no idea why everyone I meet wants to take my photo.
"You need to rub Minoxidil on your head, not your face."
"Usted necesidad de frotar Minoxidil en la cabeza, no su cara."
¿Ves la peluda letra H de Hola en la cara?
Can you see the hairy letter H of Hello all over my face ?
This looks great, but when I scratch it, it takes me an hour to fix it again.
Esto se ve muy bien, pero cuando me lo rasco, me tomo una hora para arreglarlo de nuevo.
¿Hay un modelo para los calvos? Necesito pelo para la coronilla!
Do you have a model for bald people? I need hair for the top of my head!
Las gafas mantienen mís patillas mientras como o bebo.
Todo está en tales proporciones perfectas; los anteojos, el bigote, las patillas, y los dientes!
Everything is in such perfect proportions; glasses, mustache, sideburns, and teeth!
¿Dónde está la cera de moustache?
Where is my mustache wax?
Esta manera, mi comida no queda en mi barba cuando como.
This way, my food doesn't get in my beard when I eat.
(I know my Spanish is wrong...)
¡Díos mio! ¿Ves el hombre en ese bigote?
My god! Do you see the man on that mustache
