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did you attend the meeting

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updated May 21, 2011
posted by haider11

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Rules for attending meetings:

1) never attend a meeting you don't have to attend

2) never attend a meeting without an agenda

3) always sit beside the guy who asks the most questions; you can tell him to be quiet

4) when preparing the room for a meeting, remove all chairs; the meeting will be shorter

updated May 21, 2011
posted by 0066c384
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats funny - Destroyed99, May 21, 2011
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¿Fuiste a la reunión?

updated May 21, 2011
posted by 00a4c226
¡Ya te dije que no! Mis pantalones fueron la comida del perro - 005faa61, May 21, 2011
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Psshh. Meetings are awesome. There's always donuts. Way better than actually working. We used to have meetings all the time when I was a sysadmin. We once had a meeting to discuss the best dry cleaners. The meeting was like an hour long. Mandatory. Donuts etc... Sandwiches too I think. I miss meetings now.

updated May 21, 2011
posted by jeezzle
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Meetings are a real drag, so I admit I simply refused to go, but if it were really serious, I would use Dakie's "The dog ate my pants" excuse too.

updated May 21, 2011
posted by 005faa61
I'm a serious man, the dog really ate my pants. ;) - Dakie, May 21, 2011
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I always miss most meetings. You should have reminded me.

updated May 21, 2011
posted by lazarus1907
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No, I couldn't, the dog ate my pants.

updated May 21, 2011
posted by Dakie
:) - Dakie, May 21, 2011
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Depends... what's it about?

updated May 21, 2011
posted by Tosh