Picture of the Day: Master of the foreground
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
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My example:
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Esos tíos no te van a sonreír nunca. Mírame a mí, ¡yo te sonreiré!
Those guys are never going to smile for you. Look at me! I'll smile for you!
24 Answers
I want to appear in the picture too.
Yo también, quiero salir en la fotografía.
Muchísimas gracias por todas las correcciones 
Son tan orgullosos de sí mismos que ni siquiera notan que alguien ha arruinado su foto... 
They are so self-satisfied that they don't even notice that someone has ruined their photo...
Escuchen, caballeros, nose pongan nerviosos. Veo a la novia, allí.
Listen, gentleman. Don't be nervous, I see the bride, there.
¡Les doy mi visto bueno a estos pingüinos!
I give my seal of approval to these penguins!
(I know the pun won't translate, and I looked up "seal of approval" to come up with "dar el visto bueno", does it work?)
Are you my mother?
¿Eres tú mi mamá?
¡Por favor! ¡Vaya! ¡Esto es una noticia serios! Uff. Siempre hay uno..
Please! Go away! This is a serious news report! Uff. There's always one...
Hey, look at me...I'm a party animal!
¡Oye! Mírame...soy un aficionado a las fiestas.
Y ahí atrás se ve a unos pinguinos antárticos,. Son unos de los pocos animales de la tierra que son monógamos. Mira como bailan para sus parejas.
And behind you can see some Antarctic penguins. Theey are one of the few animals on earth that are monogomous. Look at how they dance for their mate.
Jejejeje, ¡espera hasta aprenden la fiesta lo es a que a descubran que es una fiesta informal!
Hahahaha, wait till they find out it's an informal party.
¿Would they like to swim in the Antarctic Ocean?
¿Les gustaría nadar en el océano Antártico?
Peek-a-boo! I see you!
¡Cucú! ¡Te veo!
No mires a esos pengüinos - nosotros somos mucho mas divertidos, ¡y te prometo que sonreírás!
Don't watch those penguins - we are a lot more fun, and I promise you will smile!
Oye ¿es ese una Minolta o una Pentax?
Hey, is that a Minolta camara or a Pentax?
Chileans say "whiskey!" when it is time to smile for the camera.
Chilenos dicen "whiskey!" cuando es tiempo sonreír para la cámara.
[assuming those are Chilean penguins]
Eat at Joe's Fish House! We have two for one shrimp cocktails on Monday.
¡Come en Joe's Fish House! Tenemos un dos por uno en cóctel de camarones los lunes.
