Confucius Say
Man who drive like Hell,
bound to get there
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Confucius say early to bed ,miss party.
I always feel a bit of pity for angry drivers. They put themselves through so much stress and aggravation that they suffer needlessly.
Why chose to live like that?
When anger rises, think of the consequences. --Confucius
People who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
Gente que hace broma Confucio hablar mal español.
Link I found to buy the T-Shirt.
Man who sneezes without tissue,
takes matter in own hands
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. ~ Confucius
A Tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.
Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.
El carnicero que retrocede (camina hacia atrás??) en la trituradora de carne, se retrasa en sus pedidos.
(obviously only works in English and I'm sure the Spanish version leaves a lot to be desired, I didn't know how to say back into or get behind, let alone meat grinder or orders for that matter lol.)
Confucius say:
Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok...
For those who do not know who Confucius was, you might find this enlightening...
Respect old age: drink good Scotch.
One of my personal favorites (probably not attributable to ol' Confucius):
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
Avaro tiene brazos cortos , y larga bolsillos.
Miser has short arms and deep pockets.
He probably said!
Crowded elevators may smell different to midgets - Confucius Say
