The Rapture is supposed to start this Saturday.
I hope it doesn't interfere with the soccer matches. 
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Well the JW's have been forcasting this event for years upon years without success lol and have had to keep changing the date
Seriously, no one knows when the rapture will be /take place! Jesus said in the Gospel of Matthew ch 24 v 36:
''But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven but My Father only''
In Mark Ch 13 v 32 , and 33 also it is also recorded that Jesus said:
''But of that day and hour no one knows, not even teh angels in heaven nor the Son, but only the Father''
''Take heed and watch and pray for you do not know when the time is''
So If I were you, I would encourage you not to pay any attention to people forcasting events over which they can have no real knowledge or control! 
Just be ready for Jesus when he returns! 
Only God the Father knows and according to Jesus we will not be told!
Well, what can I say? Don't hold your breath! lol 
Amamos al Líder, este 21 nos lleva a "Felicidonia".
We love the Leader, This 21st he will lead us to "Blisstonia".
Damn, I'm still not done with the Left Behind books.
¿Puedo tomarlas conmigo?
They say it's supposed to happen at 6 pm. They didn't say what time zone, though. Maybe it'll start at the International Date Line and work its way around the globe.
Have you all seen this page: atheists will look after your pets?
I've got to do a load of laundry before Saturday. I can't go with dirty socks.
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Oh, no, I've run out of laundry soap, and I can't get to the store before Saturday. I wonder what hours my local store will be open on rapture-day.... 
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I just found out that my local store will have a special "Rapture-day clearance sale" on Saturday. All prices are reduced 50%, except for diapers. 
My mother was no housekeeper, so when my grandmother was successful in getting a little religion into me, Mom thought she would take advantage of that and she told me I needed to keep the house clean so it would be ready when Jesus came. I was torn. I liked a clean house and I wanted Him to be welcomed properly but I knew she wanted to deceive Him by letting Him think she had done the work. I didn't think it was fair.
I must say, I'm getting rather sick of this whole rapture business - people are making jokes like there's no tomorrow.
According to who? Jesus never said such... is someone claiming to have out-smarted their creator? That's audacity for you... What happened to 2012? 
My husband just called to tell me that a woman quit her job today because the end of the world was on May 21st. She convinced a coworker to quit as well. This might be a good time to look for a job!
Personally, I can hardly wait for May 22nd. You can't walk down a city street in either Philly or NYC without someone bombarding you with pamphlets and bullhorns. I'm sure their heart is in the right place, but if they would follow what God says rather than a man named Harold Camping, they would realize they are wasting their time as well as ours as we try to walk down a street. 
For those who don't live in an urban area, this is what we encounter daily:
Wow, I just saw this thread and Nicole's photo. This is the first I've heard of it. I guess I'm really out of the loop. We don't see this kind of stuff up here in Cow Hampshire.
Wow, as it seems we don't either here in Madrid, jeje, no way at all this can bother us having the Puerta del Sol full of camping people all of a sudden.
I don't know about the World ending, but going crazy, that is for sure
Wow, I just saw this thread and Nicole's photo. This is the first I've heard of it. I guess I'm really out of the loop. We don't see this kind of stuff up here in Cow Hampshire.
I hope to see you there, Lorenzo!
Well, either the rapture did not happen or I was left.
