Picture of the Day: Curry restaurant ;)
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
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My example:
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Se nota que la dueña de este lugar es una mujer, solo me sorprende que el asiento del inodoro no esté encadenado al suelo.
I can tell a woman owns this place, I'm just surprised the seat isn't chained to the floor 
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27 Answers
Who said that it is the toilet? It is one of the WikiLeaks’s messaging centers.
¿Quién dijo que esto era un inodoro? Es uno de los centros de mensajería de WikiLeaks.
Sign in curry restaurant
''You (one) can pay by cash and eat your curry then find the toilet in a hurry!'''' 
= Registrate en el restaurante de curry
= '' Puedes pagar al contado y comerte tu curry ¡Después tendrás que encontrar el baño rápidamente!''
comprar al contado = to pay by cash (from SpanishDict phrase book)
Editor's note: I did not intend for this caption to rhyme in both languages but only in English 
Corregid mi español, por favor
''Se puede compar al contado y tomar tu curry ¡Y después necesita que encontrar el baño muy rápido!
The owner of this place may be a collector of toilet paper.
La dueña de este lugar puede ser una coleccionista de papel higiénico.
Tal vez el inspector del departamento de salud va a venir en cualquier momento...
Maybe the health department inspector is going to come at any moment...
Edit: Tal vez el inspector del departamento de salud vaya a llegar en cualquier momento.
Please do not clog the toilet.
Por favor, no obstruyan la taza del baño (el inodoro).
It looks like someone got tired of receiving complaints.
Parece que alguien se cansó de recibir quejas.
"That's a lot of toilet paper to get stuck on your shoes."
"Eso es mucho de papel higiénico a atascarse en sus los zapatos."
¿Dónde está el revistero? Where's the magazine rack?
Ahora, todo lo que necesitan es una nevera, y una televisión, y tendrán un lugar en el que pueden quedarse por mucho tiempo.
Now, all that they need is a refridgerator and a television, and they have a place they can stay for a long time.
Este baño está realmente preparado para cualquier desastre!
This bathroom is truly prepared for any disaster.
¿Por qué no cruzó la calle el rollo de papel higiénico?
Porque se quedó atrapado en un surco.
Why didn't the toilet roll cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
(sorry, lame I know, lol - but it did crack me up ja ja)
I changed grieta (crack) to surco hoping that worked better as far as the joke goes so please let me know if it didn't)
I think two improvements can be made to the system:
- A Perpetual Flush Mode on the toilet
- A conveyer belt for the toilet paper
Creo que se pueden implementar dos mejoras en el sistema:
- Una cisterna de flujo continuo en el inodoro
- Una cinta transportadora para el papel higiénico
Si el papel higiénico fuera de colores diferentes, habría sido más fácil elegir... 
If the toilet paper was of different colours, it would have been easier to choose which one...
Hay tanto papel higiénico pero sólo un inodoro, ¿qué les pasará a las demás personas?
There is so much paper and just one toilet, what will happen to the rest of the people?
