Who believes me?

Question

The other day I killed a unicorn and took DNA samples to identify it, but I took some photos but can't show you because they're too gruesome. And, I dumped the body at sea so noone could find it, But, you believe me... right? I mean, I took DNA samples.

Let's see what the DNA comes up with, DJ. You did take photo's right? - sanlee, May 10, 2011

Osama's body was not put into the ocean out of respect. - Azabache, May 10, 2011

jaja... of course Sandy, I just can't show you. And looks like someone is clever... - DJ_Huero, May 10, 2011

You killed a UNICORN?!? The universal symbol of innocence and purity?!? WHY? I mean, it's not as if a unicorn were Osama bin Laden or someone like that ... - Lector_Constante, May 10, 2011

Are you picking on the Osama case DJ Huero? Hehehe - Destroyed99, May 10, 2011

@ Lector rofl... naw, could it be? ;-P - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

@ Johanna oops, guilty as charged. :-D - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

Hehe - Destroyed99, May 11, 2011

Lol you are tooo funny but its the truth..that is exactly how they are doing with Osama bin Laden!! - brieprincesa, May 11, 2011

Atleast i'm not alone in my skepticism... - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

Hehe, True DJ - Destroyed99, May 11, 2011

Answer 1

It is wrong to kill unicorns; haven't you read/seen Harry Potter?

It's been along time... lol. - DJ_Huero, May 10, 2011

good one. - amykay, May 10, 2011

Answer 2

Entiendo que los amigos y la familia de este unicornio dicen que el unicornio está muerto. No necesito las fotos.

¿Quiere alguien una taza de té?

Orale pues, porqué seguramente no van a mentir para proteger su miembro de la familia. Gracias por tu apoyo. - DJ_Huero, May 10, 2011

Sabes bien que no te apoyo. Pero es bien. Podemos ser amigos. :-) - babs_irish, May 10, 2011

huh? 0-0 - DJ_Huero, May 10, 2011

Answer 3

I have only one question about this whole complicated unicorn affair: so what would be a good reason for DJ to pretend that he killed a unicorn, and announce it to the whole universe, if he knows that the unicorn is in fact watching him on TV, and may at any time just start tweeting that DJ is a big fat liar? (Ok, big skinny liar)

Maybe the unicorn was killed a long time ago, but the "findl the unicorn" game was just too profitable to interrupt it with something stupid like its death...until now when it might be rankings booster for the one who "killed it". Alternately... - webdunce, May 11, 2011

...maybe the unicorn actually works for the people that DJ works for but maybe the unicorn is going to retire and they thought, hey let's boost DJs tanking rankings first with stories of his death. - webdunce, May 11, 2011

@ Gekko again, aqui sale otro genio =) - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

@ webdunce noooo, you mean the saying is actually money speaks louder than words? jaja - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

@ Gekko (again) jeje, waaaaait a minute. are you suggesting that unicorn has twitter? that's something I gotta see. =) - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

the unicorn has a facebook page too... - amykay, May 11, 2011

I gotta see that when I get home =) - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

Well, the Unicorn's buddies are saying that they're going to trample and gore the whole forest because DJ killed the Unicorn. So maybe he ain't tweeting no more. - Gekkosan, May 11, 2011

Answer 4

You mean you killed a beautiful creature like this one:

You Have No Idea About What You're Getting Yourself Into DJ!!

How dare you?

Such a beautiful creature like that shouldn't be killed!!!!!!

Well it was a an accident, I was raiding the forest looking for danger to our community, and ran into it. - DJ_Huero, May 10, 2011

Answer 5

I believe you referring to a recent and very interesting method used by persons in official capacity in which they:

(a) make a claim,

(b) tell us they have a video of the entire event but are only able to show us the parts that don't prove the claim, and, finally...

(c) tell us that all other sources of evidence were lost at sea.

I have been amazed at how well this is working and have been trying it out myself on my facebook page.

Finally! We must be related, o definitivamente los genios pensamos igual. ;-P I think politicians are magicians more than anything. - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

Answer 6

Unicorns don't exist, they are fictional characters. Sorry to tell you! Though, I don't mind them! !

What!?! You mean, the creature everyone has been searching for, and that i've killed, is a fake? 0.0 - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

Yes, Dj lol you've missed the point lol You must have killed them in your dreams - FELIZ77, May 11, 2011

DJ, Seriously, Are you S-U-R-E that it had a horn? Maybe it was a horse!! :P hehe Or yeah, in your dreams! so, what else did you dream? - Destroyed99, May 11, 2011

Hmmm... yes, it looked exactly like the movies and pictures... ;-) - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

Answer 7

¡No que no homie!

Answer 8

I do, I've done it a couple of times, not a big deal.

lol - DJ_Huero, May 10, 2011

Answer 9

Sounds good to me. But if the unicorn appears in a video holding a current copy of the New York Times, I will probably not believe you.

jeje... hmmm... might you have caught the subtle undertow of the statement. clever dogwood you! ;-P - DJ_Huero, May 10, 2011

"subtle undertow?" lol lol lol - babs_irish, May 10, 2011

Answer 10

To quote Dennis Miller: "Maybe Robert Ballard can make a deep sea dive to locate and identify the S.S. Satanic."

Lol, funny quote, not sure what it means though... =) - DJ_Huero, May 11, 2011

Ballard was the guy who located the Titanic - GaryT, May 11, 2011

lol... that's funny - DJ_Huero, Jun 21, 2011

Answer 11

People actually try and kill Unicorns??? I thought they weren't true?..

They aren't true Benzy. - Destroyed99, May 10, 2011

Answer 12

Or, the Unicorn only has one horn. I've always suspected OBL had two under his head garment.

Answer 13

Unicorns have a have a habbit of not being seen.

Of course if this one is still alive no doubt he will sudddenly appear "out of the blue" see (sea)

jeje... I must have fixed it right before you posted. but yea, I caught that... ;-P - DJ_Huero, May 10, 2011

Answer 14

I don't believe you the reason is: because THE UNICORN : is a legendary animal, like a white horse with a large pointed spiraling horn in its forehead; is a imaginary animal of the middle age.

Do you mean Lengendary, or mythological? - pesta, Jun 21, 2011

Well I did, and I have proof. - DJ_Huero, Jun 21, 2011

Probably too much 151 proof ;) - lorenzo9, Jun 21, 2011

jeje... ¡orale pues! - DJ_Huero, Jun 21, 2011

Answer 15

I don't believe in unicorns, they are such liars.

No creo en los unicornios, son unos mentirosos.