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And We think It Is Us men In Charge, No Way

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Men in Heaven

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long. And in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

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updated May 10, 2011
posted by Eddy
Hehehe, this is funny. - ctrafton, May 9, 2011
Funneeeeeeeeee ! - ian-hill, May 9, 2011
Rather looks like Christmas shopping with the spouse. - pacofinkler, May 9, 2011
That is hilarious Eddy! - Yeser007, May 9, 2011

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Omg So funny and so true!!!alt text

updated May 17, 2011
posted by 00b6f46c
Any chance on having the key for Saturday night love? - Eddy, May 9, 2011
¡Quiero el llave tambien! El llave para tu corazón... ;-P - DJ_Huero, May 9, 2011
La llave. - Eddy, May 10, 2011
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My poor hen pecked partner didn't think it was funny, but I do grin

(Just to avoid any confusion caused by my user name I am female, I use that name on many forums and it is easier to keep them all the same. )

updated May 10, 2011
edited by MaryMcc
posted by MaryMcc
Jessica Parker joke deleted. - lorenzo9, May 9, 2011
I'm glad you pointed that out:) - Yeser007, May 9, 2011
Yes, I did have to check your profile just to make sure. - Eddy, May 10, 2011
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updated May 9, 2011
posted by lorenzo9
It's never dead enough for me Maaan! - Jraider, May 9, 2011
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Rollin' on the floor laughin'... wink

updated May 9, 2011
edited by DJ_Huero
posted by DJ_Huero
I give up. What does "rofl" mean? - 005faa61, May 9, 2011
Rolling On The Floor Laughing - Eddy, May 9, 2011
Had to adjust it lol... these bad habits make it difficult for learners. ;-) - DJ_Huero, May 9, 2011