Picture of the Day: Monday monster
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
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My example:
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No me hables hasta que haya tomado la quinta taza de café.
Don't talk to me until I've had my fifth cup of coffee.

25 Answers
"Please don't tell me to "have a nice day" this early"
"Por favor, no me digas que "tengas un buen dia" tan temprano."
The morning after the night before. La mañana después de anoche.
I'm afraid that, even after the coffee, I'll still be a fuzzy, green monster.
Me temo que incluso después del café aún seré un monstruo verde y crespo.
Well I don't have to spike my hair up on Mondays.
¡Vaya, vaya! No tengo que ponerme el pelo de punta los lunes.
Only five cups? I'm no good until I start my second pot of coffee!
¿Solo cinco tazas? ¡No estoy bien hasta que empiezo con la segunda olla de café!
I'm too bored with drinking too much coffee with milk. Give me another drink, please.
Estoy muy aburrido de tomar demasiado café con leche. Deme otra bebida, por favor.
Hay dos cosas buenas esta mañana - mis bonitas zapatillas.
There are two good things this morning my beautiful slippers. ![]()
"Cariño precioso, veo que necesitas leche para el café."
"My precious darling, I see you need milk for your coffee."
Leave me alone! I have mondayitis again!!! hehehehe
¡Déjame en paz! ¡Tengo la enfermedad de lunes de nuevo!
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Tuve un sueñoen el que todos los días eran lunes. Y ahora, me despierto y es lunes. Ojalá que mañana no sea lunes otra vez.
I had a dream that every day was Monday. And now, I wake up and it is Monday. Hopefully tomorrow it is not going to be Monday again.
Tal vez deberías probar algún tequila en tu cafe.
Maybe you should try some tequila in your coffee.
Hmph? Oh... great... just what I need: visitors from SpanishDict.com.
Hmf? Que bueno... es exactamente lo que necesito: visitantes de SpanishDict.com.
Mi esposa está visitando a su madre en Detroit! ¡Espero que vuelva a casa pronto! No puedo aguantar el cuidar de los niños ni un día más
My wife is visiting her mother in Detroit! I hope she gets back soon! I can't stand taking care of the kids even one more day!
Ay ¡Dios mío! ¿Me estoy mirando en el al espejo?
Oh my God, am I looking in a mirror?
Sólo 5 días más hasta el fin de semana, esa es la única razón que me mantiene viva -
Just 5 more days until the weekend, that's the only thing keeping me alive