Why does Spanish sound like an old cart?
Spanish sounds like an old cart. It also sounds like a bee hive. Any responses to this must have subject pronouns!
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Yo creo que hay días cuando algunas personas, sin tener más nada que hacer, comienzan a pensar demasiado, hasta que los pensamientos comienzar a retumbar por sus cerebros como unas viejas carretas.
A mi me da la impresión de que cuando estos pensamientos pesados, aparatosos, herrumbrosos y carcomidos de comején trastabillan por los senderos convulsos de dichos cerebros, el estruendo que causan al rodar genera ecos y resonancias que los oídos ociosos interpretan como el zumbar de las abejas.
Yo a esta lamentable condición la llamo el síndrome vacante de Pooh, por aquello de la vacuidad causada por el exceso de vacaciones.

It sounds like an old cart because it was meant to have that "antiqued" feel to it.
The beehive aspect was added because the inventor of the language is a practical joker. Little did he realize that the language would catch on around the world. I read a rolling stone interview where he said he was sorry he added that effect, and wouldn't have if he had realized that hundreds of people worldwide would actually try to use it to communicate.
Hope this helps.
Funny question.
Yo se me lo hace confundido.
Honestly guys, I was kind of joking around a little bit. I thought I would get a fun answer from Gekko or a lashing from Lazarus. Thanks for humoring me!
All joking aside , it just has different rhythm and sound which takes getting to use I still get overwhelmed althought I have been listening it. Perhaps you need to train your ear and maybe that choatic sound will go away.