Awful Neighbours

Question

Broken Britain???

Awful Neighbours

There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads.

Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

To the best of my knowledge, she has never worked in her life. Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for his racist comments.

A shopkeeper blamed him for arranging the murder of his son and his son's girl-friend, but nothing has ever been proved.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in nightclubs.

It is still not known if they have the same father.

They are both out of control.

God I hate living near Buckingham Palace !

Bwah-hah-hah-hah! Too good! - Gekkosan, Apr 18, 2011

One slight mistake: The queen does in fact have a job - to spend the money of her subjects - 005faa61, Apr 18, 2011

too funny, vote vote vote! - amykay, Apr 18, 2011

Tooo much vote! - pacofinkler, Apr 18, 2011

Answer 1

Eddy , I hope you are not going to put them on a prison hulk and send another load

of convicts out here in chains .We have enough criminal blood in our veins,

we do not need blood from "stupid genes" to water it down.

Answer 2

I decided not to say that.

Dogwood is that a true story? It sounds like it could be boy, that was weird - FELIZ77, Apr 18, 2011

Yes, it is true. - 0066c384, Apr 18, 2011

I should take this off the forum. I just needed to vent for a moment. :) - 0066c384, Apr 18, 2011

Never mind, then. - Gekkosan, Apr 18, 2011

Thank you, Dogwood - Sabor, Apr 18, 2011

Answer 3

Cute!

Answer 4

At least you don't live next door to the White House. They have dozens of servants and security people, every once in a while someone try to crash a plane or a car into it, and a new family moves in every 4 to 8 years.

Answer 5

My goodness! and I thought he was talking about the group down the street at the corner.I was wondering when he snuck into Chihuahua.

Answer 6

No Ray, you can relax we won't be sendng any more YET!!!

Infact the first lot were a mistake they sent the wrong ones ! Rofl hahhaha The ones they should have sent were busy running the country at the time hahahaha

We need more good musicians Feliz all ours go over to you , we need more women too young ones my age jajajaja - ray76, Apr 18, 2011

Answer 7

Funny!