Favourite chat up lines.

Question

There are so many awful 'chat up' lines in English.

What are the best / funniest ones in Spanish and or English?

AND the worst ones.

Ladies let us insensitive males know.

It is a national sport and art form here.

I'm guessing that "chat up lines" is the equivalent of what we call "pick up lines" in the U.S.? ;) - Nicole-B, Apr 21, 2011

Yep - ian-hill, Apr 21, 2011

Although one can "chat someone up" without "picking them up" - a subtle difference - ian-hill, Apr 21, 2011

Answer 1

I have actually been subjected this lame pick-up line:

"I must be dead because I'm seeing an angel."

did you throw your drink in his face? He deserved it! - amykay, Apr 21, 2011

hahahaha - FELIZ77, Apr 21, 2011

but I can see his point:) - Yeser007, Apr 21, 2011

Answer 2

¿Crees en amor a primera vista? ¿O debo pasar de nuevo delante de ti?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I think all chat up lines are pretty bad .

Jajaja! - --Mariana--, Apr 21, 2011

I have been riding my bike outside your house for months , when will you notice me ? - ray76, Apr 21, 2011

Haha, I really like this! Corny and fun all in one. - Ceirfei, Apr 22, 2011

Answer 3

"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"

Not an actual pick up line, but it makes me laugh. Definitely not politically correct.

omg. - amykay, Apr 21, 2011

i gotta remember this one, lololol :lol: - cheeseisyummy, Apr 22, 2011

Answer 4

How about..."Don't know how long it took you to get ready tonight, but it was worth it....you look absolutely stunning"

Smudge, welcome to the forum. This one certainly ranks as awful. - Yeser007, Apr 20, 2011

Thanks...I'm sure it could only work for Charlie Harper (2 and half men) - smudgedj, Apr 20, 2011

What's wrong with that? Kinda like it, haha! - Sheily, Apr 20, 2011

hehehe, Sheily, the "you look absolutely stunning" part is great, but do you like the suggestion that it took any amount of time to achieve it? - Yeser007, Apr 21, 2011

Answer 5

Was it sore when you fell from the heavens? (as in the girl is an angel)

definently cliché - DJ_Huero, Apr 21, 2011

Answer 6

I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?

Mega lame! jaja - DJ_Huero, Apr 21, 2011

jajaja, pretty good! - amykay, Apr 21, 2011

Very funny hahaha:) I would be tempted to reply if you can't remember your own you certainly won't remember mine :) - FELIZ77, Apr 21, 2011

This one made me crack a smile! Thanks for sharing. - Ceirfei, Apr 22, 2011

Answer 7

Do you sleep on your stomach?

. . .Can I?

rofl.... not bad actually... first time I've heard that one. - DJ_Huero, Apr 21, 2011

lol - Yeser007, Apr 21, 2011

Answer 8

How much does a elephant weigh? (I don't know..) Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm Felix :D

Answer 9

I have a beautiful vacation home on the Mediterranean. . .would you like to fly there with me in my private jet this weekend?

hmm... that one would seem pretty convincing to me. lol - DJ_Huero, Apr 21, 2011

It would be convincing until you walk with her to your "Yugo" parked out front...:) - pesta, Apr 21, 2011

jaja... I had to google "yugo" I didn't even know what it was. I have a 2011 Scion tC btw with 20" lorenzos.. jaja, thankfully I could still make a good impression with my car. ;-) - DJ_Huero, Apr 21, 2011

Answer 10

I ddn't know I was crazy about anything... until I met you...

CHeeeesy.........

Answer 11

"That dress is beautiful; it will look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning".

wow... - DJ_Huero, Apr 21, 2011

Answer 12

A couple of my favourites:

"Put your coat on love, you've pulled"

and in the days before mobile phones lol.........

bloke - "do you want to borrow 10p?"

girl = "why?"

bloke = "so you can phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight"

2nd ones not bad, lol - cheeseisyummy, Apr 22, 2011

Answer 13

"Would you like some conversation?" "Quisieras conversar un rato?"

The first thing my late husband ever said to me. He approached me by the pool of the hotel we both happened to be staying at in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

We conversed happily together for many years after that!

Well this is certainly the most unlame one here, simple, sincere and understandably very memorable to you Sheily:) - Yeser007, Apr 21, 2011

Answer 14

I do not use pick-upllines For a start I believe that compliments should always be sincere so why say woud any guy or girl want to repeat the same set phrase/s to different girls ? When that is done I think it cheapens the words (makes them seem less genuine every time they are repeated)

I personally believe that some people are good at picking-up new partners because they exude a lot of confidence but the same individuals do not always have the personal qualities that it takes to sustain a relationship committment, faithfulness, trust etc...

Well said, that man!! - Sheily, Apr 21, 2011

Answer 15

Would you forgive me if I sit here adoringly , and just listen to you, telling

me all about yourself .