Picture of the Day: Cat-sized bed
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
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Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
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My example:
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Necesito las dos camas y punto. El perro..¡que duerma en el suelo! Yo estoy cómodo así.
I need both beds and I'm having both beds. The dog can sleep on the floor. I'm comfortable like this.
17 Answers
I'm going to cough up a hair ball on these so everyone knows they're mine..
Voy a expectorar las bolas de pelo aquí para que todos sepan que son mías.
Por fin, ese perro tonto se va a morir después de comer su comida envenenada, y las dos camas van a ser mías, mías, mías!!! jijijiji!
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Finally, that dumb dog is going to die after eating his poisoned food, and both beds will be mine, mine, mine!!! hahahaha! (evil laugh)
"My cat is having that dream again."........"He thinks he is superman."
"Mi gato está teniendo ese sueño otra vez."......" Cree que es Superman. "
When the dog is away the cat will play. Cuando el perro está fuera el gato jugará.
Deseo más espacio.
I desire more space.
Este castración es dolorosa.
This castration is painful.
Un gato puede convertir cualquier cosa en un lugar cómodo para dormir
A cat can turn anything into a comfortable place to sleep.
¿Qué pasa ahí atrás? No quiero saberlo.
What happens back there , I don't want to know.
¡Mi hermana pequeña tendrá que encontrar otra cama! ¡Soy el jefe de esta casa!
My baby sister will have to find another bed! I am the boss of this house!
Sometimes, I just need to stretch.
A veces, sólo necesito estirarme.
Thanks to everybody making corrections and posting answers.
Víctor por fin, el perro cae su trofeo en SUS camas.
Victor at last, the dog drops his trophy on HIS beds.
Sí hubiera una tercera cama, tendría que estirarse aún más.
If there were a third bed, he would have to stretch even more.
¡Me estoy haciendo viejo! Me levanté esta mañana para hacer un poco de yoga y me tuve que quedar así por el resto del día.
I'm getting old! I got up this morning to do a bit of yoga and I had to stay this way for the rest of the day.
Why couldn't they just buy me a bed that's long enough?
¿Por qué no me compran una cama que sea lo suficientemente largo?
The smart back cat could roll his body to fit his small bed, but the stupid one could not use his biger bed well. El cama pequeña tiene bastante espacio para el elegante negro gato, mientra la mas grande cama no puede satisfacer el beige estúpido gato.