Picture of the Day: Two-faced

Question

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.

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Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.

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My example:

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Esta es la mejor manera de que no te castiguen por dormir en las reuniones.

This is the best way to get away with sleeping in meetings .

Does anyone else think that looks eerily like the actor David Ogden Stiers? - webdunce, Apr 4, 2011

I thought it was ,Charles Dickens. - ray76, Apr 4, 2011

wow, dunce corner...you are back :::sigh::: - 00494d19, Apr 4, 2011

There are two mistakes, Jen. I can't point them out... but there are two incorrect words. :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Jeje, oops, thanks Heidi and Cogu :). - --Jen--, Apr 4, 2011

Perfect, Jen ! :D - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 1

No estoy dormido, estoy promocionando la conferencia de los nerds.

I am not asleep, I am promoting the nerds conference.

...estoy promocionando la conferencia de los nerds. Well done, Ray! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Funny Ray :) Good one, voting:) - FELIZ77, Apr 4, 2011

Thanks Cogu, that word sure is a mouthful. - ray76, Apr 4, 2011

Thank you Felizz. How you been mate , doing well I hope , take care old friend. G W G . - ray76, Apr 4, 2011

estaba muy bien gracias :) Igualmente amigo cuídate - FELIZ77, Apr 4, 2011

Lol, great caption, amigo. - --Jen--, Apr 4, 2011

Thank you traveling girl . And how have you been ? - ray76, Apr 4, 2011

I am always expecting you to turn up on the front door. - ray76, Apr 4, 2011

But ring first in case I am on the computer. - ray76, Apr 4, 2011

You know what a Dictaholik i am . - ray76, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 2

¡Para que nunca te cabrees con una peluquera!

May you never annoy a hairdresser!

¡Para que nunca te cabrees con una peluquera! Brilliant, rabbit :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Thanks! :) I'll try to remember . - rabbitwho, Apr 4, 2011

I changed one word that was a bit strong in English. - --Mariana--, Apr 4, 2011

Good call, Marian.:) Saludos - Deanski, Apr 4, 2011

Ha Ha , Voting! - sanlee, Apr 4, 2011

Is that strong? Really? This reminds me of when my Irish cousin called his American wife a cow and she nearly divorced him...! - rabbitwho, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 3

Shh!!!! Esta es una manera fácil engañar a mi jefe. jejeje!!!!

Shh! This is an easy way to fool my boss.

My lips are sealed Vaanz ;) - EL_MAG0, Apr 4, 2011

...fácil "de" engañar a mi jefe. Well done, Vaanz! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 4

El jefe a su empleado: Te agradezco tu atención, pero aféitate, por favor.

Boss to employee: I appreciate your attention, but please shave.

Lol Good one Deanski Funny:) - FELIZ77, Apr 4, 2011

hehehe! :) ... tu atención, pero aféitate, por favor. Excellent, Deans! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Ahr, I missed that tilde! Jeje, thanks Feliz & Cogu.:) - Deanski, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 5

Quiero pedir ese sombrero por internet. ¿Puedes darme el enlace?

I want to order that hat by internet. Can you give me the link?

I love it! The answer not the hat. - ray76, Apr 4, 2011

Good, sanlee! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

¡Gracias, Cogumela! - sanlee, Apr 4, 2011

I may go into business making these hats - sanlee, Apr 4, 2011

I imagine it would go down a storm if you did sandy lol. - --Jen--, Apr 4, 2011

These hats would handy in so many places - sanlee, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 6

I have to use the disguise because the professor’s classes put me to sleep.

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Tengo que usar el disfraz porque las clases de la profesora hacen que me duerma.

typo: "disfraz" porque las clases de la profesora ' hacen que me duerma' (or just: 'me duermen' ) Well done, Rolest! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Gracias Cogumela. - Rolest, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 7

Some people would do anything to make others laugh.

Algunas personas harían cualquier cosa para hacer reír a otros.

In Spanish we'd use the conditional instead the future: "harían cualquier "cosa"... Well done, pesta! :D - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

So it would match better for the English to be, "Some people would do ..." - Gracias, Cogumela. - pesta, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 8

Sí... ¡Te estoy escuchando!

Yes! I'm listening!

Perfect, jordynd! Welcome to the forum! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Welcome to the forum, Jordy :) - --Jen--, Apr 4, 2011

Good one :) - FELIZ77, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 9

I can dream with my eyes open.

Puedo soñar con mis ojos abiertos.

Thanks in advance for any corrections.

Excellent, amor y paz :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

:) - FELIZ77, Apr 4, 2011

Thank you cogu y feliz :) - EL_MAG0, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 10

Tengo a rascarme la nariz: espera, ¿qué una?

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I have to scratch my nose: wait, which one?

I have to ''scratch'' my nose :) ( or my itch) - FELIZ77, Apr 4, 2011

shoot, you're right! thanx! - amykay, Apr 4, 2011

Tengo que ... espera ¿cuál? Hehehe! Good, amy! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 11

Esto no fue fácil. Tuve que trabajar muy duro para poder estar así de perezoso.

This was not easy. I had to work very hard so I can be this lazy.

Tuve que trabajar muy duro para poder estar así de perezoso. :) Difficult sentence, Chris! Well done! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Gracias Laura!! :) - 001a2987, Apr 4, 2011

lol, great one,Chris! - --Jen--, Apr 4, 2011

Thanks Jen!! :) - 001a2987, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 12

"I told them one day the other side of me would come out"

"Les dije que algún día saldría mi otro lado."

Please correct my Spanish. Thank you in advance - 0043ad50, Apr 4, 2011

"Les dije que algún día saldría mi otro lado" :) Then... are you a sort of Dr. Jekyll? Veeeeery good, Marsh! - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Thanks cogi, I had a very difficult time translating this one for some reason! - 0043ad50, Apr 4, 2011

Creepy, but very clever :) Its genius! Awesomesauce ;) - mngily5, Apr 4, 2011

very clever, I like it :) - --Jen--, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 13

Man in disguise as clown

''Can someone please tell me who I am?''

= Hombre disfrazado de payaso

¿''Alguien puede decirme, quién soy?''

Corregid mi español, por favor

original caption: Hombre en disfrazado de payaso

¿''Alguien puede decirme, ''Quien soy (yo)?''

Hombre disfrazado de payaso: ¿Alguien puede decirme quién soy? Well done, Paul! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Answer 14

¡Estoy aprendiendo mucho en el classe hoy!

I'm learning a lot in class today!

¡Estoy aprendiendo mucho en clase hoy! Good, jvics! Welcome to the forum! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

gracias :) - jlvics88, Apr 17, 2011

Answer 15

¿Is he in a school for comedians.? ? Está es en una para comocós? (I know ,should be upside down question mark)

¿Está en una escuela para cómicos? Good, jennyo! :) - cogumela, Apr 4, 2011

Thanks Cogumela... - jennyo45, Apr 5, 2011