What does this conversation mean?

Question

"No te olvides manana lavadito la cara"

"Ya sabe bien sonriente, nada de jetas"

"No aprenderas como el julio no baya a ser que tengamos gemelos osea par la jetones"

Welcome to the Forum, mj - it should be 'vaya a ser' - margaretbl, Mar 30, 2011

Answer 1

"Don't learn like Julio (a person) we don't want to have twins, that is, a couple of mugs." (bad faces/crabby) Hope someone else gives it a try!!!!

Pretty close, but I think the last one is more like: "Yo will never learn. Don't be like Julio, we don't want to have twins, that is, a couple of mugs.

Answer 2

**"Ya sabe bien sonriente, nada de jetas"

"No aprenderas como el julio no baya a ser que tengamos gemelos osea par la jetones"**

Yikes - I'll give it a try - First one: "You know, all smiles, no bad faces." (?) Second one: "Don't learn like Julio (a person) we don't want to have twins, that is, a couple of mugs." (bad faces/crabby) Hope someone else gives it a try!!!!

Answer 3

The first sentence is "Don't forget to wash your face tomorrow".

I'm not sure on the rest of it. I'm not sure what la jetones means.

Answer 4

"No te olvides manana lavadito la cara" "Ya sabe bien sonriente, nada de jetas" "No aprenderas como el julio no baya a ser que tengamos gemelos osea par la jetones"

Here are a few error within the words of the question:

? "mañana" is spelled without a tilde

? "lavadito" is not found in our SpanishDict dictionary, and is not found in the
Dictionary of the Real Academia Española nor is it it my very large Collins dictionary.

? "lavadito" is not a conjugation of the verb 'lavar".

? "jetas" is a fem. noun in the plural but is used without a definite or indefinite article.

? "baya" has been pointed out as should be "Vaya"

? "osea" is spelled without the tilde required over the first "ó"

? punctuation is called into question in the different lines.

 

From my review, these look like three unintelligible lines which have not been correctly recorded for our review.