Picture of the Day: Mind reader
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
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Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
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My example:
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Espero que el club de perder peso no sepa lo que llevo todo el día pensando.
I hope Weight Watchers doesn't know what I've been thinking about all day 
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19 Answers
Una de las dos cosas con las que sueñan los hombres...
One of two things that men dream about...
Soñar con esto es seguro, ¡pero comerlo no!
(To dream about this is safe ..but to eat it? No! )
( cogu's is the right one!)
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Es seguro a soñar acerca de esto .. ¡pero no para comer!
( It is safe to dream about this ..but not to eat it! )
( mine remains as an obscure idea.)
..las correcciones se llevarán a cabo ¡como se indique! 
¡Ay caramba! me gruñe míel estómago.
Good grief, my stomach is growling!
Quizás no estamos juntos, mi amor, pero siempre estás en mis pensamientos.
Maybe we are not together, my love, but you are always in my thoughts.
El nuevo concepto de "publicidad-hipnótica" es muy eficaz.
Deja a la gente en trance y le llena la mente de anuncios.
The new concept of “Hypnotic -Advertising” is very effective.
It puts people in a trance and fills their mind with advertisements.
Hamburgers are always in my thoughts. Hamburguesas están siempre en mis pensamientos.
Es una buena cosa que mi novia aquí no pueda ver lo que estoy soñando.
It's a good thing that my girlfriend here can't see what I'm dreaming about.
Seré no pensar de te....Seré no pensar de te.... Seré No pensaré en ti.
I will not think about you ...I will not think about you ...I will not think about you. 
Sólo puedo permitirse hamburguesas cuando estoy durmiendo.
I can only afford hamburgers when I'm sleeping
His job is to sit under the sign for eight hours and then the next shift takes over.
Su trabajo es sentarse debajo de la señal durante ocho horas y entonces el siguiente turno tomará el control.
Después del trabajo no puedo pensar en nada sino en mi cama, en mi ducha, y, por supuesto, en el Mc Donalds al lado de mi casa.
After work I can't think about anything but my bed, my shower, and, of course, the Mc Donalds beside my house.
Why am l always so hungry on the way home from work?
¿Por qué siempre tengo hambre en el camino a casa desde el trabajo?
Me pregunto en que él está soñando.
I wonder what he is dreaming about.
¡Algunas visiones y los sueños simplemente no están diseñados para ser compartidos!
Some visions and dreams simply aren't meant to be shared!
El sueño secreto de los vegetarianos.
A vegetarian's secret dream.
