Please help in translating these slang spanish sentences: "esta es la otrata wey en la que aplique apenas", "los dias quedescanso en mi travajo ablo ala otra", "un villete extra wey". Thanks to any and all suggested translations!!!

Question

Would someone familiar with Spanish slang terminology please translate the fallowing conversation into English? Being that the conversation is dominantly Spanish slang, it is understood that an exact translation is unlikely and any translation is subject to one's opinion. With this being said I'm not only asking for your translation of the conversation but also your opinion on how the conversation could be and is likley to be understood. THE CONVERSATION TO BE TRANSLATED..................................................... # nada # no wey y tu # tiee como 3 meses # oye me enganche con el passat # neta # como ves # ya me estoy arrepintiendo wey # me parese que valen verga esos carros # pero por aorita corre vien chingon es una murterita # wayina # vagoneta # esta es la otrata wey en la que aplique apenas # los dias quedescanso en mi travajo ablo ala otra # un villete extra wey # orapues

Answer 1

I'm going to once more attempt to clean up this mess to see if a native can help

Nada no güey y tú tiene como 3 meses. Oye me enganché con el Passat. Ñeta como ves ya me estoy arrepintiendo güey, me parece que valen verga esos carros. Pero, por ahorita corre bien chingón es una murterita gallina bagoneta esta es la otrata güey en la que apliqué apenas. Los dias que descanso en mi trabajo hablo a la otra un billete extra güey. Orale pues...

Answer 2

Well, I had cleaned up that mess of spanish and translated to the best of my abilities... but it seems spanishdict had an error and didn't save ALL MY HARD WORK!

Anyways, basically, sounds like someone hooked your friend up with a passat (volkswagen) and it runs really nice now. However, he seems to have found out that the cars aren't very good and he's already regretting getting it from what he's heard. As well, sounds like he's going to talk to someone and see about getting an extra ticket for something.