Picture of the Day: Whatchoo lookin' at?
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
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Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
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My example:
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¡Vaya! Debes de haber tenido un fin de semana muy duro.
Blinkin' 'eck, you must have had a rough weekend!
21 Answers
This owl has a screw loose. A esta lechuza le falta un tornillo.
It shows that he doesn't like that much the side effects of the meds he took.
Se nota que no le gustan tanto los efectos secundarios de la medicina que se ha tomado.
"Los quiroprácticos de veras sirven de algo."
"Chiropractors really are good for something."
Traté de ver este tonto fotógrafo , desde todos los ángulos posibles, pero me sigue pareciendo tonto.
( I tried to see this silly photographer, from all possible angles but always he seems silly to me. )
..como siempre, corregid mi español y ingles, ¡por favor! 
If I look at it like this I can see the old woman.
Si lo miro así puedo ver a la mujer vieja.
¿No han puesto la marca de interrogación en español del revés?
Haven't they put the Spanish question mark, upside down?
Are you talking to me?
¿Me estás hablando a mi?
When a problem seems unsolvable, I try to look at it from a new perspective.
Cuando un problema parece insoluble, intento mirarlo desde una nueva perspectiva.
He mirado la vida desde ambos lados.....
I've looked at life from both sides now.....
Ojalá pudiera leer ese letrero vertical... ¡Ah! Si giro la cabeza un poco.... ¡Ya está!
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I wish I could read that vertical signboard... Oh... If I turn my head a little bit... Here it is!
Ray no tiene buena pinta, pero mucho mejor.
Ray does not look right , but much better. 
Debe haber dormido con el cuello torcido, y ahora no puede corregirlo.
He must have slept with his neck twisted and now he can't straighten it.
Este día Dios se sentia un poco disléxico.
This day God was feeling a bit dyslexic.
Well, the way I see it is like this ...
Bueno, como yo lo veo es así ...
Bueno, así es como yo lo veo.
The owl tilts his head to use his excellent stereoscopic vision and superb stereo hearing along a second axis. Finding his next meal depends on this ability.
El búho inclina la cabeza para usar su excelente visión estereoscópica y soberbio oído por un segundo eje. Encontrar su próxima comida depende de esta capacidad.
