Picture of the Day: How do you like your coffee?
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
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Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
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My example:
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Así es la mañana de una persona muy liada: Hacer yoga, tomar café, planear el día, ¡y todo al mismo tiempo!
Busy person's morning: Yoga, coffee, and planning out the day's agenda, all at the same time!
24 Answers
Mi novio está siempre feliz cuando tomo café.
My boyfriend is always happy when I drink coffee. 
Me gusta el café, pero ¿qué es ese olor tan asqueroso?
I like the coffee, but what is that disgusting smell?
Esta chica está confundida.
This girl is confused.
¡Es lo único que puedo hacer cuando me levanto por la mañana!
( It's the only thing I can do when I wake up in the morning! )
..las correcciones se llevarán a cabo ¡como se indique! 
¡Debería verla usar los palillos!
You should see her use chopsticks!
There are not many who can have coffee while their nails dry.
No hay muchos que puedan tomarse el café mientras se secan las uñas.
Esto no es difícil...por supuesto, lo difícil es la cirujía para quitarse la columna vertebral.
This is not difficult...of course, the hard part is the surgery to have your spine removed.
Por lo menos, su traje va a quedar limpio.
At least her outfit is going to stay clean.
"Hoy día me cuesta determinar cuál es cuál por despistada, incluso me regañó mi madre alguna vez por ponerme los zapatos en las manos."
"I'm such a scatterbrain that nowadays I find it hard to tell which is which, and my mom even scolded me once for wearing shoes on my hands."
Hmmm, creo que voy a pasar en ésteesta foto.
Hmmm, I think I'll /I'm going to)pass on this photo.
Who is going to stir the coffee for me? ¿Quién va a remover este cafecito por mí?
Si podamos hacer yoga y beber el café simultáneamente, no llegaremos a ser el viejo.
If you practice yoga and have coffee simaltaneasly, you shall never be old.
No puedo levantarme sin un café con leche por la mañana.
I cannot wake up without a latte in the morning.
¡Toma eso!, hombre musculoso haciendo pan con las piernas en los muebles de la cocina.
Take that, musculous man making bread with your feet in the kitchen furniture!
I'm making reference to another picture of the day that I can't find, of course. :S
Haré cualquier cosa para conseguir mi primer café cada día.
I will do anything to get my first coffee every day.
