Translate to Spanish, advanced students, Natives allowed!!
Ray is a master of figurative speech , no wonder he received like 20 Valentines 
...he starts talking and that is it...we all fall for him
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jeje
Anyway, that is those of us who understand more or less what he is saying, like here (for example) 
Cogumela said, hey, this is lovely, but what does it mean? 
jeje, so let's do it.
Translate to Spanish: This is a difficult translation excercise so only advanced students please!!
Natives allowed, even though no bilingual guys like Gekko or usarenzo Green man, you are out
I am still asking myself...what is the rabbit thing all about
I am bereft, bemused , besotted with stultifying gut wrenching grief, sad even.
Heartbroken maybe , but definitely mortifyingly mystified as to why I was left
hanging by my epaulets ,forsaken and lonely like an abandoned birds nest in the
snow. Shocked shaken and shattered ,but not stirred , well maybe less ice and
grenadine and more vodka next time , supposing there is a" next time", perhaps
because we are a little wet and windblown down here I am being given a gentle nudge
in the ,well, you know , we do live in the nether regions , but you should not let
nethers come between friends . Maybe I should put it down to a communication
gaff, after all you do speak a rather strange language up there top-side, so I shall
forgive you ,just put me in next time , oh and thank your mom for the Rabbits
