OK, let's try this again.

Question

I'm trying to come up with a spanish phrase that would mean something similar to "Crap! I should be at my friend's Mexican partyright now!" every time I fall down on skis this Sunday.

You can take that phrase and shape it any way you like. The funnier the better.

Thanks

Answer 1

Well I could fill a page with this kind of lighthearted foolishness, but not here in the forum!