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Is there anyone out there, not from England, that actually gets this joke.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Finn, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, and a Swede walk into pub.

The landlord says, "sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai"

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updated Feb 16, 2011
posted by Eddy
Eugh! :-P - Gekkosan, Feb 16, 2011
hahaha very good Eddy :) - FELIZ77, Feb 16, 2011

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You just go right back to the pub Eddie and tell the barman you are going to Thai one on anyway.

updated Feb 16, 2011
posted by Moe
That is good Moe, - Yeser007, Feb 16, 2011
Well which was the best joke....Eddy's or Moe;s?I guess you already know the answer; it was a Thai lol - FELIZ77, Feb 16, 2011
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Not rolling on the floor, but it was a decent English pun. smile

updated Feb 16, 2011
posted by pesta
It wasn't meant to be a "side splitter". The English "mode" of dress was extremely important some years back. Indeed no tie, no admittance. I just wondered how many members realised this. - Eddy, Feb 16, 2011
Sure, I understand. I was refused entrance to a middle-class restaurant in my hometown about 25 years ago -- No tie! - pesta, Feb 16, 2011
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¿Qué hacen ahora? Ponen sus corbatas o buscan alguien de Tailandia?

updated Feb 16, 2011
posted by fatchocobo
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That was funny. wink

updated Feb 16, 2011
posted by LuisCache
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Of course, but I don't wear ties, especially ones made in Thailand!

updated Feb 16, 2011
posted by Yeser007
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Yeah, I got it, Thai and tie. smile Cute.

updated Feb 16, 2011
posted by NickDan
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Oh, I thought it was going to be a thread about oxymorons.

(Sorry, couldn't resist) grin

updated Feb 16, 2011
posted by webdunce
Eddy is definitely not any kind of moron. :) - ian-hill, Feb 16, 2011
Thanks Ian. Am I a special kind of moron?, hehe. - Eddy, Feb 16, 2011