Picture of the Day: Paranoia
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My example:
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A mí, ya no me van a volver a robar la bicicleta.
They're not going to steal my bike again.
27 Answers
Vamos a ver si podemos localizar las llaves!..mmmm ésta.....ésta,,,no ésta!
Let's see if we can locate the keys. Mmmm, this,,,,,,this,,,no this one!
Cinco minutos después, un hombre que quería candados (de bicicleta) robó esa bicicleta
Five minutes later, this bicycle was stolen by a man who wanted bike locks.
The new Harry Houdini model.
El nuevo modelo de Harry Houdini
Llegar a mi casa me llevará 5 minutos pero candar la bicicleta, tres horas.
From my house 5 minutes, but to lock my bike 3 hours.
El departamento de seguridad nacional
The department of national security
Dueño de la bici: De ahora en adelante nadie va a montar en esta bici, ¡ni siquiera yo mismo!
Owner of the bike: From now on, no one is going to ride this bike, not even me!
A bicycle for robbers who like a challenge.
Una bicicleta para ladrones que quieren un desaf?o.
I wonder where he will put them when riding on his bike.
Me pregunto dónde los pondrá cuando monte en su bicicleta.
Espero que esta persona no tenga prisa.
I hope that this person is not in a hurry.
Mi nieto quiere guardar su nueva bicicleta.
My grandson wants to keep his new bike.
A pesar de todo eso, en realidad, solo hay uno candado que asegura la bicicleta a la rejilla.
Despite all that, in reality, there is only one lock fastening the bicycle to the rack.
Soy una bicicleta magnética 
I am a magnetic bike.
Cuando era niño, este individuo aprendió una valiosa lección, y se puso manos a la obra.
As a child, this individual learned a valuable lesson, and put it into action.
¡ Creo que el dueno se ha olvidado de asegurar el sillín !
I think the owner has forgotten to secure the saddle !
(Me gustaría quitárselo y esconderlo, de broma)
(I would like to take it and hide it,as a joke)
The minister of the church always locks his bicycle with keys.
El pastor siempre bloquea su bici con llave.
