One For The Australians
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A man walks into a house of ill repute.
He say to the Madam I want to be totally humiliated.
The madam says that will be £60.
The man says what do I get for that.
The Madam says,
A green floppy hat and an Australian cricket jumper.
England won the Ashes.
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updated Jan 14, 2011
edited by Gekkosan
posted by Eddy
Fixed "Australians" for you. - Gekkosan, Jan 14, 2011
Thanks - Eddy, Jan 14, 2011
1 Answer
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I think Aussies will think this funny.
*I just got off the phone with a friend living in northern Queensland, which is bearing the full brunt of the floods. He said that since early this morning the flood has been nearly waist high and rain is still falling. The temperature is soaring and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing for hours but look through the kitchen window, and just stare.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.*
updated Jan 14, 2011
posted by ian-hill
rotf - Leatha, Jan 14, 2011
Ian, my sense of humour. - Eddy, Jan 14, 2011
Fab !! - Pibosan, Jan 14, 2011
