Spanish ladies really know how to get mad! Ouch!
I was out with a bunch of my friends last night just hanging out and having fun. We had about 8 guys and 6 ladies in the group. As the night passed on while we were drinking orange juice(cough, cough)it started to get a little loud. The guys were taunting the ladies a little and I decided to step it up a notch. Unfortunately for me I picked on a lady from Madrid. (she has been in the U.S. for 2 weeks) She was my friend but I hit a nerve that would teach me a lesson. O.M.G. I thought I was in Army boot camp again. She chewed me up and spit me out. I asked her if all Ladies from Madrid or Spanish natives were like that. She said "You don't want to know" The night went on and eventually we both laughed about it. I made it home and later looked in the mirror. I think I was 2 feet shorter. 
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She said "You don't want to know"
Trust me you dont!
Cross-language teasing is a very risky business. There is so much room for misunderstanding (on top of cultural differences about what is/isn't funny).
Isn't that why we love them though?
Just knowing that Heidita is in charge here should say it all.
Ah, but isn't life so much more exciting with the hot-blooded ladies? How boring if all of them were the boring passive types?
It's not the "getting mad" that hurts. It's the "getting even".
With all due respect to the ferocity of Spanish women, I'll say that you should be thankful you didn't mess with a Malandra Latina. 
Marshal, I do think you went to far with her, but I also think she should not have done this to you! This is you right?
