Beware what´s behind you

Question

Esto me fue enviado esta mañana. ¿Quién sabe lo que dice?

Whoever comes the closest wins best answer! If anyone takes offense please feel free to delete.

Here is mamifero's answer which is very close. si no ha pasado, pasará

Please post your own translations and lets vote on the one we think is the best.

Mine would be. Si ya no ha pasado, ¡Pronto!

Hint: el texto se usa el verbo pasar. Y no, no es "@%&*" Happens. Es muy limpia. - MattM, Oct 7, 2010

Beware of what ... - samdie, Oct 7, 2010

Answer 1

si no ha pasado, pasará

(if it hasn't passed, it will)

It seems we have a winner! Lets see how others would translate this. I'll show the caption. - MattM, Oct 7, 2010

thanks, matt! that was both fun and educational! (And thanks, Echoline, too!) - mamífero, Oct 7, 2010

Answer 2

Oh my god, what kind of zebra does that lady eat?!

Answer 3

I am just marking my territory.

Estoy marcando mi territori.

Answer 4

nunca adivinará él quién dejó éste

(he'll never guess who left this one)

Thanks for the translation. lo quien, nueter I believe. He won´t know it its male or female. At least I hope not. - MattM, Oct 7, 2010

interesting.. i was wondering if i should construct it this way or not.. the él was referring to the tiger in the background, not to the person (a female) who left it. ie., i was trying to decide whether to put it at the beginning, "él nunca adivinará.." - mamífero, Oct 7, 2010

(and it's supposed to be the woman who is speaking / thinking this thought) - mamífero, Oct 7, 2010

Answer 5

Hope she's getting rid of it now, because if not she certainly will when she gets up and turns around!

A new closest! Right idea. See my hint. - MattM, Oct 7, 2010

Answer 6

Oh s******!!!

This is the closest yet. How about some spanish translations please. Not you margaret, I know this one. - MattM, Oct 7, 2010

Answer 7

Look lady, I didn't use your living room for that!

No quite. It is a great caption. I'll edit the post showing the caption in a bit. - MattM, Oct 7, 2010

Answer 8

okay, i'll bite. my 4 guesses:

1. baby you smell great

2. can i use the toilet paper when you're done?

3. man, i really need to lock the house when i leave

4. i decided not to tell my wife

and 2 more guesses from a friend of mine:

1. who's gonna clean the litterbox?

2. why do humans always have to choose the stall right next to you?

Close but no cigar. I'll edit the post with the answer soon. Then we will translate the answer. - MattM, Oct 7, 2010

Answer 9

ya ha pasado lo peor

(the worst has "passed")

Good use of pasar. I´m thinking about how I would translate it and I would use the perfect tense so you are very close. - MattM, Oct 7, 2010

Answer 10

if she hasnt dropped the rock....she will soon

Answer 11

si ella no ha hecho del 2 ..pronto lo hara

if she hasnt poo still..she will soon

Answer 12

She thinks she's ****ting now!

Answer 13

If she didn't already **** she certainly will when she sees me!

Answer 14

Quess #2

Kid's game: Find the 3 animals....the woman, the lion, and the ass!