Translation On Hard Spanish

Question

Aye Nena komo andaz? Se me olvidava que tenias una de estaz c**** lmao, Y veo ke ya no andaz kon tu novio. Perdon.digo no hize naa,pero de todos modos x] Aye, y te mande un mensaje en tu correo gueyy,conteztamelo ASAP. esclava x] jaja Te amo linda. Ay me saludaz a tu primaa LMFAO. Aver si te acuerdaz cual!! Jaja Ciao Bella ;]

This is not "hard Spanish". This is rather vulgar textese. Someone kindly interpreted for you, but I wonder if it's worth the effort. - Gekkosan, Sep 29, 2010

Answer 1

This is what it should read: Aye Nena, ¿cómo andas? Se me olvida que tenías una de estas c**********. LMAO. Y veo que ya no andas con tu novio. Perdon. Digo no hice nada, pero de todos modos. Aye, y te mandé un mensaje en tu correo guey,contestámelo. ASAP. esclava x] jaja . Te amo linda. Ay me saludas a tu prima LMFAO. A ver si te acuerdas cual!! Jaja Chao bella ;]

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Hey little girl (unless Nena is being used as a name), how are you doing? I forgot that you had a lot of that sh#t. LMAO. And I see that you are not with your boyfriend. Sorry. I say that I did nothing, but anyways. Oh yeah, I will send you a message in your g##-d### mail. Answer me. ASAP. X] haha. I love you beautiful (unless Linda is a name) Oh, tell your cousin I said hi. LMFAO. Let's see if you remember which one!!! Haha . Bye beautiful. (unless referring to a person named Bella) ;]

Oops! I left out a sentence! I will fix that. - MeEncantanCarasSonrisas, Sep 29, 2010

Had to change *'s in second half to # because the formatting got messed up. - MeEncantanCarasSonrisas, Sep 29, 2010