Picture of the Day: Hands up..
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
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Don't forget to correct your posts as suggested. Do NOT use subject pronouns!
Posts which are not corrected as suggested can NOT be "accepted".
Please give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos 
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My example:
Juro que no tengo nada...
I swear I don't have anything....
18 Answers
No, yo no lo hice, no usé un pronombre sujeto !! 
No I didn't do it , I didn't use a subject pronoun !!
¡Nada para declarar!
Nothing to declare!
I surrender! Yes, it was me...I beat up the dog.
¡Me entrego! Sí, fui yo...Di una batida al perro.
¡No lo hice, y no lo haré otra vez!
(I didn't do it, and I won't do it again!)
Es un chiste pequeño...
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"Yes, I admit I ate the fish ..............but, in my defense.... you really did say it was catfish !" 
"Sí, admito que comí el pez pero, en mi defensa ...me dijo en verdad que era bagre!"
Corregid mi español, por favor 
I must admit that the fish were very tasty.
Debo admitir que los pescados estuvieron muy sabrosos.
¡Bueno ! No lo hizo ayer,¿ es que el tiempo correcto?
Ok ! I did not do it yesterday, is that the right tense? 
¡ Ahora, gatito! ¡Abra tu boca y libere ese pájaro!
Now, kitty! Open your mouth and release that bird!
Fue el perro!
It was the dog!
OK! ¡Voy a jugar su juego estúpido otra vez! ¿Realmente cree que qienso que el dedo es un fusil?
OK! I will play his stupid game again! Does he really believe I think his finger is a gun?
¡Esto es un robo! ¡Dime todo tu dinero y nadie salga lastimado!
This is a robbery! Give me all your money and nobody gets hurt!
("nadie salga lastimado" - got this from the translator...don't trust it at all!)
Si hubiera sabido que iba a ser culpado por todo, no tuviera un cargo público.
If I would have known that I would be blamed for everything, I wouldn't have run for public office.
There is a lot of subjunctive here. Please help me correct it if I got it wrong.
¡Sí, ese bolto grande en el estómago es Tweety! ¿Pero qué esparabas? ¡Soy un gato!
Yes, that big lump in my stomach is Tweety! But what did you expect? I'm a cat!
Lo juro que ambos peces de colores están allí, uno se esconde.
I swear both goldfish are there, one is hiding.
No me pegas in tiro! Por favor! Pensé que el abrigo de piel era como un poste para rasguñar! Te lo juro!
Don't shoot me! Please! I thought the furcoat was like a scratching post! I swear It!
