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With the holiday season around the corner, why not create a catalog of useless, ridiculous, funny gifts? Add pics of anything crazy, stupid, etc. Include gifts that annoy you as well (ties, etc.) If you have pics of actual gifts you have received, that would be great! (We won't show your loved ones, we promise. wink )

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updated Dec 21, 2011
edited by Nicole-B
posted by Nicole-B
Sorry, I can't seem to open the other two threads. Any ideas on this mystery? - Nicole-B, Sep 3, 2010
Could it be because I used the word "forum" in the original two titles? - Nicole-B, Sep 3, 2010
Great idea, Nicole. This will be a hoot! Laughter is the best medicine. - Brynleigh, Sep 3, 2010
Estoy de acuerdo Bryn. :) - Nicole-B, Sep 3, 2010
Than you for being persistent. This ought to be a lot of fun! - sagiia, Sep 4, 2010

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Me dio mi hermano una limpiadora de pantallas para la computadora. Es gratis y se hace su trabajo automaticamente atraves de la pantalla. Pruebenlo aquí!

My brother gave me this screen cleaner for computers. It is free and it does it's work automatically though the screen, Try it here at the link .

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updated Sep 6, 2010
edited by 002262dd
posted by 002262dd
Oh my gosh that is sooooo great!!!!! Hahhaha - margaretbl, Sep 3, 2010
I almost fell off the chair. Good one!!! - Nicole-B, Sep 3, 2010
That is absolutely the best and the most hilarious photo yet! lol lol lol - Brynleigh, Sep 3, 2010
lol lol lol - 00b6f46c, Sep 4, 2010
adoreable - Echoline, Sep 4, 2010
Loved it! - sanlee, Sep 4, 2010
got to give to you, I was quite surprised, very amusing :) - Silvia, Sep 4, 2010
I know Silvia. It is unsettling at first, yet hysterical. Retirement seems to agree with Joe. He has time to be so creative. - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
Unbelievably funny! - Lise-Laroche, Sep 6, 2010
I almost want to get another dog.... - sanlee, Sep 6, 2010
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This is for me!

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updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by 002262dd
I have to stop laughing at my laptop. My daughter thinks I'm going crazy!! - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
I think you should go with a more simple "A.A.R.P." on your knuckles Joe. - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
Tat is just so funny Joe , it gets my vote. - ray76, Sep 6, 2010
Are they real or stick on? - sanlee, Sep 6, 2010
I'm sure you can get them, either way! - 002262dd, Sep 6, 2010
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Napkins to help you dress up for dinner.

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updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by LateToDinner
Wow, you have perfected being late for dinner to a science!!! - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
So this is your "late to dinner" fashion line? Very impressive. :) - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
Hey! Where can I get a case of these? - canicos, Sep 4, 2010
You can regift unwanted cloth napkins to me. I always use them, better for the environment, but never as clothing. - sagiia, Sep 4, 2010
Better than a clip on tie and you can just throw it out! - sanlee, Sep 4, 2010
Super! - Lise-Laroche, Sep 6, 2010
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A lovely dress !!alt text

zipper grrr

updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by 00b6f46c
Do you have this dress, lovely? - sanlee, Sep 4, 2010
Does it come with a matching hat? If so....I'm in! - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
Oh NO , if I had a dress like that I would burn it !!!! jajaja ( evil laugh ) - 00b6f46c, Sep 4, 2010
matching hat Nichole it will look gooood on you lol :) - 00b6f46c, Sep 4, 2010
I would use it as a duster or maybe pom-poms. - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
lol - 00b6f46c, Sep 4, 2010
It looks like a rainbow threw up... - amykay, Sep 6, 2010
!!! it looks worse - 00b6f46c, Sep 6, 2010
I bet they would love this at art school! - sanlee, Sep 6, 2010
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I am adding to Latetodinner's "Dinner wear"/"Dinner accessory" line....

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updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by Nicole-B
Oh no! I'm trawling through this great thread Nicole :o - nonombre, Sep 5, 2010
:) - Nicole-B, Sep 5, 2010
Por Dios! Puede ser? - Lise-Laroche, Sep 6, 2010
They are even kosher! - sanlee, Sep 6, 2010
I almost bought this, but they don't offer pumpernickel. - Nicole-B, Sep 6, 2010
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Hey fellow cleanies/exercise enthusiasts, this is for you!!

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updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by Nicole-B
But WaIT!!!!! It also comes with removable snow plows!!! Please call within the next fifteen minutes. They're going fast!!!!! - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
Forwarding my credit card details now!!!! - Khagan, Sep 4, 2010
Do you want a receipt? - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
ja,ja,ja, thanks for the laugh;) - Silvia, Sep 4, 2010
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For all who remember the game "Connect Four"but just don't have the patience to see it through to the end...

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updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by Nicole-B
lol - 00b6f46c, Sep 4, 2010
Very cute! - Silvia, Sep 4, 2010
jajaja, for those who have a short attention span... - amykay, Sep 6, 2010
My speed! - sanlee, Sep 6, 2010
HaHa! Connect four was my favorite game. - Leeh, Sep 7, 2010
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Un regalo para ti....

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updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by Nicole-B
what a dumb idea!!!! - Echoline, Sep 4, 2010
I wonder how many dummies bought it? :) - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
wow!!!!!, is this real? hahaha - aztecsoul, Sep 4, 2010
I thought this was the dumbest thing I ever saw. Showed it to my wife. She think's it's a really great idea! I give up on her...but I'm giving you a vote! - Goyo, Sep 4, 2010
She knows this is not microwave safe and she still likes it? jeje - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
Hey, the Swiss and the Navy supposedly use it.... - sanlee, Sep 6, 2010
So does Inspector Gadget. - Nicole-B, Sep 6, 2010
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I just want to say this is N O T me (but it could be......)

updated Dec 21, 2011
posted by margaretbl
I love the necklace. Nothing says "tacky" like wearing your age around your neck. :) - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
Haha, I tried one of those sombreros on last trip to Mexico and man are they heavy!!! - margaretbl, Sep 4, 2010
I know! - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
Well it is not me I assure you ! - ray76, Dec 21, 2011
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Twirling Spaghetti fork ... batteries included.

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updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by LateToDinner
Can you imagine if the battery died in the middle of dinner? jeje - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
What? and actually twirl it yourself? - LateToDinner, Sep 4, 2010
I know!! Imagine the stress of that and keeping your napking/tie on at the same time! - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
funny!! - Silvia, Sep 4, 2010
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El almohada de novio... the boyfriend pillow!!!!

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Just plain sad.

updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by amykay
lol good one amy that's a good pillow I need one !!!! - 00b6f46c, Sep 6, 2010
I am really laughing at this one, amkay! - sanlee, Sep 6, 2010
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For the follicley challenged male in your life......

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updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by margaretbl
I saw an interview about the man who created this. He is a multimillionaire for sales of this item and fake "bad" teeth. Go figure! - Nicole-B, Sep 6, 2010
I like that! - Lise-Laroche, Sep 6, 2010
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Fruitcake-Pastel de fruta - It is usually inediblealt text

updated Dec 20, 2011
edited by sanlee
posted by sanlee
Is there anyone who actually likes fruitcake? Who first created this torture? :) - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
Yeah, it's a little like violin music. It's usually not very good, but, when it's good, it's really good. - canicos, Sep 4, 2010
No tengo ni idea. - sanlee, Sep 4, 2010
Me,me, me,, I am the only person (officially)in N. America who loooooves fruitcake!!!! - margaretbl, Sep 4, 2010
Margaret, you will have to send your address so we can all forward our cakes to you. :) - Nicole-B, Sep 4, 2010
I have heard that there were good tasting ones that involve lots of rum, but I have never tasted any. - sanlee, Sep 4, 2010
It's true, it's true, and because they last forever I wait till January to buy (when they're half off - haha) - margaretbl, Sep 4, 2010
My husband is a microbiologist. He would throw it out in a week. Food safety and all. - sanlee, Sep 4, 2010
Glad to meet you Margaret, take my address, I thought I was the only one!, we will share, there will be plenty! - Silvia, Sep 4, 2010
Just give me a taste so I can see what you are talking about.... - sanlee, Sep 4, 2010
I like fruitcake but only home-made as a rule, and I don't like it if people add peel or angelica! - galsally, Sep 5, 2010
You guys don't know what you are missing. Everyone joked about them, but everyone of them got eaten! - LateToDinner, Sep 5, 2010
And if you don't want to pay the postage, I'll gladly send you a call-tag via PM. The homeless Missions in Los Angeles will be very happy. - LateToDinner, Sep 5, 2010
I love fruitcake, but not with the unreal colored fruit. - JoyceM, Sep 6, 2010
I have a fruitcake recipe that is actually verrry tasty. - Lise-Laroche, Sep 6, 2010
You should post it, Lise! I would love to try it! - sanlee, Sep 6, 2010
Apparently, someone should start a "fruitcake" thread this holiday season. It seems to be a popular subject. :) - Nicole-B, Sep 6, 2010
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el sueter - sweater

Almost every Christmas I am given a 'lovely' Christmas sweater. The only blessing is that when the Christmas season ends I can put the sweater away, .........far away! jejeje

.Christmas Sweater Brooke Pictures, Images and Photos

updated Dec 20, 2011
posted by Brynleigh
That could be its own thread....ugly Christmas sweaters. They're the worst!! - Nicole-B, Sep 3, 2010
That one is bad. - JoyceM, Sep 6, 2010
Everyone should have a Christmas sweater. They are good for a day or two. - sanlee, Sep 6, 2010
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Sorry, I couldn't resist posting this one either...

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Clip On LED Lights for glasses If that picture alone does not convince you that these would be a bad idea then you probably need glasses(with lights on them). It probably didn’t help that they hired the glasses model from Creepy Guys with Mustaches Incorporated

updated Dec 21, 2011
posted by amykay