Well, I have been having a crazy stress-filled week just before my vacation. So I would like to share a rhyme with you and if you have any to share I'd be happy to know them.
En este mundo todo estan equivocados
el burro tiene el culo rotundo
y tira los majones quadrados
This is a strange one from the Dominican Republic (at least the person who told it to me is from there) and one would have to know something about donkeys to fully appreciate it, but here is an approximate translation:
In this world everything is wrong. The donkey has a round a**hole and his s*** comes out square. Tirar = to shoot
By the way, does anyone know if it is majones with an "a" or mojones with an "o"?
mojón... mojones is masculine