English Football Put Downs
Here are a few more Eddy.
Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely abysmal. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning, "its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.
Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.
What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill? - Robert Green has got a cap for his.
The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room.
Oxo are introducing a new white Oxo cube with a red cross on it, in support of The England team. It's called the "Laughing Stock"!!
An OXO cube is used to make gravy (meat sauce) called "stock"
Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out..."
Does our team manager remind you of anyone.