El comensal de Alabama,3 scary pictures

Question

Do not call this guy late to dinner!I used to swim in this river wondering if alligators could live this far north.

He has an 11 foot stag in his mouth. The law enforcement officer is 6 foot 5 inches tall. I think the alligator was 30 feet long.

thanks Rikko. I was having some kind of coordination problem - nizhoni1, May 26, 2010

it can really be tricky at the start. you'll get the hang of it very soon. :) - Rikko, May 26, 2010

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!!!!!! - galsally, May 27, 2010

I think he ate them too - nizhoni1, May 27, 2010

Answer 1

I used to swim in this river wondering if alligators could live this far north.

Can't you afford to donate an arm or leg to the dinner? (After all, you have two, don't you?). If you wanted to be a hospitable host you would consider it. We need to do everything we can to help these endangered (who is really in danger of extinction...you or him?) species.

I think he looks sensitive - nizhoni1, May 26, 2010

And I think I would have been an appetizer for this guy, an arm or a leg just would not do - nizhoni1, May 26, 2010

omg....lol - 00494d19, May 27, 2010

Answer 2

They play with the cosins of them critters in CR.

Answer 3

Incredible pics! Thanks nizhoni.

I hope Issa won't ask us to put captions on these ones. I find them unnerving. :) - Rikko, May 27, 2010

I think the giant rabbits in Germany would be more fun to write about, or that giant cat she posted - nizhoni1, May 27, 2010

me too Rikko, I also used to swim in Alabama as a child. - billy-jones, May 27, 2010

I was actually thinking...Maybe Issa will put these ones on for captions!! :) - Jason7R, May 27, 2010

Answer 4

Oh something just came to mind...

Did anyone else play the children's game..

(Group of children chanting) "Please Mr Crocodile may I cross your dirty river?". (probably more like "Please Mista Crocadile may I cross ya dirtee riva?".

And the "crocodile" would answer "Not unless you have Green!"

The lucky "ones" wearing green would be able to "cross" safely.

The poor sod (not wearing green or whatever) of course would be devoured by the crocodile - mm not a very nice game come to think of it.

We played 'What's the time, Mr Wolf'. :) - galsally, May 27, 2010

I remember that "one o'clock!!!" - and I can't remember what happens after that lol - nonombre, May 27, 2010

Answer 5

In Australia we don't have alligators - we have crocodiles.

Our freshwater crocs "freshies" are "relatively" harmless..

Our saltwater crocs "salties" have a fearsome reputation being responsible for numerous deaths including unsuspecting tourists trying to escape the heat of the northern part of our country.

Now funnily enough in our "Northern Territory" - we have an "Alligator River" with no alligators - just crocs.....

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i wondered how he compared to a salt water croc - nizhoni1, May 27, 2010

Answer 6

Well it looks like the general consensus here is:

Oh My God!!!

diver nightmares? - nizhoni1, May 27, 2010

Answer 7

Oh my God!!! Scary.

Answer 8

More info on the original Alligator photos.

I love snopes!! :) - Jason7R, May 27, 2010

It sure made Alabama a safer place! - nizhoni1, May 27, 2010