catchy subjunctive dissertation title?
¡Hola a todos!
A challenge for you all!
Escribo una disertación sobre el subjuntivo en inglés y en español.
I need a catchy title - preferably in Spanish for it.
Perhaps something that conveys the confusion and frustration that native English speakers can feel when dealing with the subjunctive in Spanish?
Everything I am coming up with sounds rubbish!
I think it will be really interesting to see what people come up with.... 
EDIT:
For example: I have named one of my chapters:
El subjuntivo en español - Es una lástima que el subjuntivo no es más fácil* (the error is deliberate to reflect typical mistakes made by learners)
Just wondering if there is a funny phrase associated with the subjunctive or anything that Spanish speakers note about native English speakers using the subjunctive, you know?
3 Answers
My subjective reaction to the Spanish subjunctive
(the subjunctive is sometimes called a subjective mood at it represents an emotional reaction to an act rather than informing us about the act)
An English connotation of subjective is personal.
El Subjuntivo: Una Pesadilla
La Pesadilla del Subjuntivo
Puedes Correr, Pero No Puedes Esconder
Un Dolor de Cabeza
Hi Kirsten, unless you come up with a title yourself as an example, this will be just guessing.
