Could someone please translate this message for me?
komo tipo literal si estas inkomunikada !! wwno en fin solo keria desearte felix kumple sofie t stranio un bn i deseo muchios anios mas d vida perruna jajaa i eso k!! besitos kuidate i markame
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Ummm... hello, and welcome to the forum!
As this is a learning forum I would have normally recommended you to go to the translation tools or the dictionary, but here you have a serious case of chat/text message horror: whoever typed this needs to learn some true Spanish.
Most likely the message is supposed to read" "¡Cómo que tipo literal, si estás incomunicada [sic]. Bueno, en fin, sólo quería desearte un felíz cumpleaños, Sofie; te extraño un buen (se puede referir a un 'montón') y deseo muchos años más de vida perruna, jajaja. y eso, ok? Besitos, cuídate y márcame".
(May I ask where is this person from?)
This would loosely translate into:
"What do you mean by literal guy if you are incommunicado [which means out of range, secluded, unreachable]! Well, in the end I only wanted to wish you a happy birthday, Sofie; I miss you a lot and wish you many more years of 'doggy' life. That's that, ok? Kisses, take care, and give me a call".
Hope this helps you!
Here's a shot. Texting is not my strong suit.
"how kinda literal if UR inkomunkado !! Wel I just wntd to wish U hapi b-day sofi missU a ??? n wish u mani + yrs of dog life -ha haa n so what!! XXX take kare y kall me... "
Or some such. 
