How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck ...
if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
However....
Some would say that a woodchuck's way would be to chuck no wood at all,
but I've heard word from a worthy bird that...
should a chuck meet in an empty street, a tree smelling sweet like a tasty treat then the would chuck would not be discrete and the tree would have to fall
Of course, it probably depends more on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was in town or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.
Ok..if indeed the woodchuck is indulging in wine while he chucks wood...if he drank to much..would he upchuck?
Quizas un poco, por supuesto que antes de disfrutar de un vaso de vino tinto.
Perhaps a little, of course.... before he enjoys a glass of red wine.
Probably the same amount of oil that a gumboil could boil , if a gumboil could boil oil!
Hmmm... que raro... es la segunda vez que he oído esta cosa este mes, pero nunca en mi vida lo he escuchado antes. Está pasando por alguna razón
