Silly Engineer's Like Me (Spanish/English for Beginner's -- Like Me)
Español:
La gente normal cree que si no está roto no lo arregles.
Los ingenieros creen que si no está roto, no tiene características suficientes aún.
English:
Normal people believe that if it isn't broken, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it isn't broken, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Español:
Dos estudiantes de ingeniería estaban caminando por el campus cuando el primer ingeniero dijo: "¿De dónde obtuviste esa gran bicicleta?"
El ingeniero segundo replicó, "Bueno, yo caminaba ayer cuando una mamacita montó en esta bicicleta. Ella puso la bicicleta en el suelo y se quitó toda la ropa y, dijo": "Tomo lo que quieras."
El primer ingeniero asintió con la cabeza, "Buena elegió, la ropa probablemente no hubiera quedarte."
English:
Two engineering students were walking across the campus when the first engineer said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking yesterday when a foxy chick rode up on this bike. She put the bike on the ground and took off all her clothes, and said": "Take anything you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Español:
Para el optimista, el vaso está medio lleno.
Para el pesimista, el vaso está medio vacío.
Para el ingeniero, el vaso es dos veces más grande es necesito .
English:
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
3 Answers
¡Tengo que tener cuidado con ingenieros cuando monte en bici! 
haha this is great, Daniel! I actually want to go into architectural engineering in college... should be fun. :D
Daniel, do you still know how to use a slide rule? Thank you for this insight into the engineer world view.
