Learning Spanish with Jokes?

Question

When I wanted to learn Spanish, I learnt a few jokes in Spanish and started telling them to Spanish friends. It built up my confidence in the new language and I learnt a lot of new vocabulary. I am always interested in hearing new jokes in Spanish. Has anyone got any good ones?

Do you have pdf or text version? I would rather not have to download special software to see the jokes. - cheeseisyummy, Nov 27, 2009

The proper grammer in your questions would be "learned" not "learnt" :) - hlsbookworm, Nov 27, 2009

Actually, "learnt" is the correct way to say it in England, etc. We use "learned" in the U.S.A. - --Mariana--, Nov 27, 2009

Jeremy, I have removed your link which is considered advertising. - Eddy, Nov 27, 2009

Answer 1

Doctor, doctor que tal ha ido el parto? Bueno, todo muy bien, pero a su hijo le hemos tenido que poner oxigeno. Oxigeno ?? Con la ilusion que a mi me hacia ponerle Federico.

Doctor, doctor, digame la verdad. Despues de la operacion podre tocar la guitarra? Si hombre, perfectamente. Que bien! porque antes no sabia

Dos amigos: A mi me gustaria tener una esposa rica, inteligente, que estuviese buenisima y que fuese bien educada. Si, a mi tambien me gustaria poder casarme cuatro veces.

Answer 2

You correct.

• Good clean jokes in Spanish can open-up native Spanish speakers to have a conversation with you. I have about 10 Spanish jokes in my tool box for easy use -- here is one:

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• ¡-Oh Dios mío,-suspiró la mujer, una mañana, -Estoy convencido de que mi mente está casi desaparecido por completo!-

• Su marido levantó la vista del periódico y comentó: -No me sorprende: Usted ha estado dando un pedazo de él cada día durante veinte años!-

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• (Oh Gosh," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"

• Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!")

Answer 3

This one must be really old; I learned it junior high, back in about 1972, and I think it was a classic then:

"Oro no es. Plata no es. ¿Qué es?" "Un plátano."

(It's not gold. It's not silver. What is is? A banana.)

Answer 4

• ¿Cuál es el vino mas amargo?
• Vino mi suegra.

Answer 5

Donde vive Jackie Chan?

¡¡ALLA!!

Ja ja ja ja ja! - KarenSDR, Nov 27, 2009

Answer 6

Spam!

Answer 7

muchas garcias