Share your response to "Do you speak Mexican?"
Have you, like me, ever been asked this?
Frankly, when I am, my response is more like a reaction: "That's an incredibly ignorant question, Bubba," I find myself wanting to reply.
But I mind my manners and just smile and say, "Did you mean to say, 'speak Spanish?'"
Or, I could shoot back, "Yes, I do, just like you 'speak American.'"
Then, I'd pause.
And ask: "Oh, by the way, how's your Navajo coming along?"