Can the human race get sillier? Tips for using certain items.

Question

I just received this by mail and I thought I simply had to share this with you, so funny!

Number one:

Seen on a label for washing clothes:

grrrrrrrrrrrr

jajajajaja.......poor Heidi jajajajaja......so funny - Mark-Baker, Nov 12, 2009

Answer 1

omg....jejejejejejejej these guys are hilarious - 00494d19, Nov 12, 2009

Answer 2

Notice that the warning label is on medication for a dog.

jejej, I was just going to add the link correctly, I can see you did it yourself:) wonderful, this was one of the choices!! - 00494d19, Nov 12, 2009

It took a while, but I finally got it, Thanks! - aloshek, Nov 12, 2009

Oh, that so funny....jajajaja! Don't drink and drive, doggie! - --Mariana--, Nov 12, 2009

Hey, Lime Kiln Pike is close to my home. I guess I live fairly close to the "dog". - Nicole-B, Nov 12, 2009

Answer 3

Speaking of ridiculous warnings:

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Do not put any persons in the washer

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Peanuts: Caution! Contains peanuts

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I just lLoVe the peanuts thing, wonderful - 00494d19, Nov 12, 2009

It´s interesting to see that silly e-mails are international. - aloshek, Nov 12, 2009

Isn't silliness international? ;)) - Issabela, Nov 12, 2009

Did anyone notice the illustration for the open and closed door on the washer? - aloshek, Nov 12, 2009

good observation aloshek...lol, i'm glad they put that there for me, i'm sure I couldn't figure out what open and closed look like without it. jaja! - DJ_Huero, Nov 16, 2009

Answer 4

Before you get too upset, what item is this tag on? If it's on some of her delicate "unmentionables" I can almost accept the tag. You know men, our clothes get greasy, really dirty. Turn the agitator speed up to high, extra rinse, hot water wash&rinse; no matter what the clothes, 1/2 bottle of bleach, (no fabric softener-that's for wimps). Toss the clothes in the drier for 2 or 3 hours on high heat.

Unless she wants her clothes coming out the size of a handkerchief and tie-dyed she might appreciate them putting that label there.

jejejej, getting my vote, this man is outrageous - 00494d19, Nov 12, 2009

oh come on guys, we know that you know how to do it...you just do it wrong so that you don´t HAVE to do it. - aloshek, Nov 12, 2009

It's actually very clever on your part! - aloshek, Nov 12, 2009

lol. Very funny, Q. - --Mariana--, Nov 12, 2009

you are either sadistic or just plain evil... i kind of like it! - zenejero, Nov 14, 2009

Answer 5

Help! I don't have a wife. Who will wash my clothes?

jejejejejejej - 00494d19, Nov 12, 2009

What, are you spoiling your girlfriend? - 0074b507, Nov 12, 2009

I haven't caught one yet. Maybe I should go hunting. - c41f84dfc9, Nov 12, 2009

Don't bother rex, they have disposible clothing there should also be disposible wives. - 0068e2f4, Nov 12, 2009

sure... and they will run to wash your clothes as soon as they realize you don't have one. don't worry. - zenejero, Nov 14, 2009

Answer 6

Jaja, I bet that was an American items, we have reminders like mental patients all the time. Like the McDonalds heat warning, i'll show you below.

This is commonly seen on the coffee cups, I hope my coffee is hot.

On the pack of gushers.

Here's a shocking one. This picture was taken in Livermore, California.

sorry, no picture for this one, but hilarious!

(Printed on bottom of box) “Do not turn upside down!”

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert

Well, hopefully, you all enjoy these as much as I did. It's sad we actually have to be told this stuff.

lol - --Mariana--, Nov 12, 2009

Todos estamos locos Lucas - RicardoP, Nov 12, 2009

Answer 7

Even if you can't bring your house to them, they'll go there to do the job.

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jejejejejeje, :::rolling on the floor::: - 00494d19, Nov 12, 2009

wow, now's that's a good one. - DJ_Huero, Nov 12, 2009

Answer 8

That must be my "twin brother" who works in that company.

Answer 9

Want some more...try here

Answer 10

couldn't paste the image but check

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Answer 11

I like this one...although as a rule, I never use power tools!!

Answer 12

What's a washing machine?

I was just about to translate that for you...funny, Eddy! - aloshek, Nov 12, 2009

Eddy, I really want to know the address of your wife's website. I need to post her a message. - Nicole-B, Nov 12, 2009

oooooommmmmmmmmmmmmgggggggggg - 00494d19, Nov 12, 2009

It's a device you should never put your wife into!! - Issabela, Nov 12, 2009

Answer 13

HI DJ, your pic could not be seen, try again.

This is what I found this morning , jeje, greatest sign ever!!