Who are you Marianne?

Question

who are you marriane? you reply all the questions? are you online all the time?

Please use correct spelling here, nilesh - 00494d19, OCT 31, 2009

Answer 1

No, Marianne is a computer.

Only joking.... - 00515f39, OCT 31, 2009

Unclick this asap (as soon as possible) this answer is not correct. - 00515f39, OCT 31, 2009

You are going to be in such trouble when she sees this! - sheila-foster, OCT 31, 2009

Answer 2

Marianne is a lady lawyer who loves studying Spanish and frequents this website. Mortimerfran was joking. Hehe.

Yes - Marianne is a great help to the questions you ask for yourself and for the answeres she gives to others. - caza, OCT 31, 2009

Thanks for getting me out of that one. You have a vote. - 00515f39, OCT 31, 2009

I need a divorce lawyer. Where is Marianne? - 0068e2f4, OCT 31, 2009

I think for Marianne's sake, (and mortimerfran) we should vote this up to the top. :-) - chaparrito, OCT 31, 2009

You never know what'll get you votes around here...o.O - webdunce, OCT 31, 2009

Answer 3

I don't really understand the fascination with conspiracy and confusion that permeates this forum!

Come on, people! Of course Double-oh Five is right! It really should be obvious from the constant presence at all times of day and night, and the precise, lightning-fast replies!

It is high time that the truth be made public!

Yes Nilesh, it is really, really true!

Marianne is the first truly successful implementation of an artificial linguistic intelligence.

The name MARIANNE stands for:

Mechanical

Automated

Research and

Instruction

Algorithm for

Normalized

Nominative

Education

 

She is not really one computer, but a highly complex network of super-computers running a series of lesser AI software modules that work in parallel and over an innovative quantum architecture in order to provide an uncannily human-like experience for the users that interact with her.

Without further ado, here is a picture of the MARIANNE facilities at Fermilab, Illinois:

O M G....you are hilarious! Now I can blame my mistakes on a computer glitch. Jejeje - --Mariana--, MAY 25, 2010

jejeje...and she seems so human with talk of diamonds, drinks with lady friends and Oaxacan chocolate! Fantastic programming! - mar959, MAY 25, 2010

All part of the porgram, my friends....all part of the program. - --Mariana--, MAY 25, 2010

I know, dear: you are truly a great computer lady. The best ever! ;-) - Gekkosan, MAY 25, 2010

Answer 4

MARIANNE

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LADY FROM MASSACHUSETTS

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A LAWYER

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EXCELLENT AT SPANISH

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FUNNY

Jeje..thanks, mi amigo. - --Mariana--, MAY 25, 2010

Answer 5

Marianne is a very gorgeous, warm hearted, generous and intelligent lady who is a loyal friend.. She receives Skye Spanish lessons once a week from an intense Ecuadorian tutor. She is also a valuable "forera" and has a great sense of humor!

:-) - --Mariana--, MAY 25, 2010

Answer 6

Marianne is a really sweet lady who wants to be fluent in Spanish.

:-) Thanks, Lena. - --Mariana--, MAY 25, 2010

Answer 7

Hi Marianne

If you really are a computer, then please

Answer 8

Hehehe ....you guys are silly.

Highly relieved you're not upset to be called a computer! - 00515f39, OCT 31, 2009

Answer 9

So you are a computer....I am jelous, nobody has called me a computer yet, hemmmmmmm

You have to much emotion to be a computer. ;-) - Seitheach, OCT 31, 2009

Computers also do not roll on the floor (when laughing or otherwise). - samdie, NOV 1, 2009