The Giraffe Test
OK guys, here is the first question of this test. I will come back later to check on the answers and give you the next question of the test. Please choose your own answers.
1 . How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it before you decide on your answer.
20 Answers
Open the door of the refrigerator, put the giraffe in, close the door! 
- The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
The elephant, cause he's still in the fridge 
This reminds me of a joke, one of my favourite ones 
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. He orders the animals to split up into two groups: wise (on his right) and beautiful (on his left). Among the animals on his right are owls, elephants, wolves... Among the animals on his left are peacocks, deer, herons... The only animal that's still standing in front of the lion is a frog. The lion asks it:
-And what the heck are you doing here? Which group do you belong to?
-Yeah, do you want me to split or what? - replies the frog.
Hmmm, yo la mato, la parto en cachos y ya está...al frigui
Well, since this is a language forum I'll make the following guess:
Remove one 'f', add a t, an o, another e and three more r's and then mix them all up a bit and... Voila! Giraffe is now in Refrigerator! 
Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.
Boy, you guys are really flunking now!!!
The correct Answer is: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? The crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!!! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
A survey revealed that 90% of professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. They said this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
This concludes this test. Thank you all for your participation.
They hold the conference in order to decide how to punish the people that chopped up their dear friend Jirafa en pedacitos.
- The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
The Lion Kind is not attending... He is hosting.
I'm not clever enough to come up with something other than dismemberment.
Edit: Assuming the Giraffe couldn't fit before hand because of his long neck.
You guys are too smart, starting to catch on to this test...
Correct Answer : The Elephant. You put the elephant in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..
Ok Ok so we got another winner this round (she is peeking at the answers, but that's ok).
Here is the next question:
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Ok, we got a winner this round. Stop peeking at the answers Sophia! The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
Ok, next question now:
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
use the fridge as a boat
use the bridge
Wait approximately 500 million years. At this point, all water on Earth should have evaporated since the sun is becoming gradually hotter. Then you should be able to safely cross the river (or should I say crevasse), as you will have a clear view of any hungry crocodiles.
Or, I guess you could use the bridge.
